Mar 15, 2006 / Filed in Gay / 13 Comments

manbagI’ve said it before, I’m a late adopter. I guess manbags have been in style for awhile now.

I’m happy to say I have my very own fagbag manbag. It’s not fancy or expensive. Just a simple black bag from Target. But the inside is a bright shade of green. Very cool.

I LOVE IT! How did I go this long without one? I cram everything in it. Books, papers, keys, magazines, iPod, cat (oops! sorry Purr Purr). There’s even space for a laptop if I ever get one.

I know I’m not the only dude sporting one of these things. Tell me about your manbag!

I Heart AdamMale

Mar 14, 2006 / Filed in Gay, Sex / 13 Comments

adammaleThe Backstory: Last winter, I posted an entry poking fun at some of the photos in AdamMale’s catalog. A few months later, I received a new AdamMale catalog and it appeared that they had re-shot one of the photos as a result of my blog entry. So I posted a follow-up saying that I had influenced the marketing of AdamMale, and asked them to send me some porn as incentive for helping their catalog.

The Update: To my surprise, I received an e-mail from James at AdamMale, confirming that their catalog really was influenced by my blog. So today, I received a huge box of goodies from James. He covered all the bases. Cockrings, ball weights, butt plugs, dildos, dirty playing cards, porn DVD’s, and a gigantic bottle of lube!

A Word of Thanks: I want to thank AdamMale for being so cool about everything. They have a great sense of humor, and James has been extremely generous to me. This also speaks volumes about their customer service. They clearly care what consumers think of their catalog, and are willing to make improvements based on feedback. I think that’s awesome.

What Really Tickles Me: I can’t help laughing when I imagine James picking out the products he sent me. What was the thought process? Did he read my blog and try to figure out what I’d like? Did he wonder “Who is this ‘Nathan Exposed’ guy anyway”? Just thinking about someone picking out porn for me makes me laugh :)

What This Means for My Readers: James has set-up a special coupon code for my readers!

Visit and enter coupon code “NATHAN” to receive 25% off your purchase! How sweet is that?

Final Point: I think AdamMale is an all-around great company. They have been incredibly receptive to my feedback, and very professional about everything. Let’s face it, most of us have bought porn or some kind of adult product at some point. I’m not ashamed to say it. If you want a great selection of videos, toys, and accessories, I highly recommend them. I have bought products from them in the past, and they are very reliable and discreet.

Check them out at and don’t forget to enter coupon code “NATHAN” at checkout to get 25% off!

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fall out boy… fall out

Mar 8, 2006 / Filed in Gay / 15 Comments

fall out boy

Okay, I’ll admit it. I’m not a huge fan of dicks. I’ve always been more of a butt man. But whatever.

When a celebrity decides to show us his cock, I’ll take a looksy.

So the gossip sites are buzzing with cock shots of Pete Wentz, of the group Fall Out Boy. The first rumor was that they were stolen, but now apparently he intentionally sent them to a friend, who has now leaked them online.

I’ve always thought Pete was gorgeous and I *love* these photos. Why? Because Pete manscapes his cock. How hot is that? Gee, I haven’t been this excited since I saw Robbie Williams masturbating last October.

However…I think the REAL question on everyone’s mind is this —

What the fuck is going on with that bathroom wallpaper? It’s hideous! Wallpaper is evil, there are no exceptions. And that moon pattern is soooo ’80’s. Not in a cool way, but a seriously outdated way. And why is there a Morrissey poster pinned to the wall? Somebody call Martha!

Click here to see the uncensored pics.

real journalism.

Mar 7, 2006 / Filed in Gay / 6 Comments

red_ribbonI think it’s important to give people praise when they deserve it. That’s why I’m extending a big “thank you” to News Channel 5 in Nashville.

I think it goes without saying that Nashville is a conservative city. Well, that’s what people claim. But I don’t always fall for it. At its best, Music City is a very diverse, very open minded city. You simply can’t stop diversity from thriving.

Anyway, a couple of weeks ago, News Channel 5 ran a segment about Vanderbilt hospital’s new HIV/AIDS campaign. Vanderbilt is working hard to test new medicines for the disease. And they want everyone to help out.

Vanderbilt is launching a powerful print ad campaign, targeted at recruiting volunteers. The ad campaign covers all races, age groups, genders, and sexual orientations. News Channel 5 covered the story with a great deal of depth and professionalism.

I was so impressed because they never made it seem like a “gay disease”. The reporters made it very clear that HIV/AIDS touches everyone in the community. They were not judgemental or opinionated. They just sent a clear and strong message that we must all come together to help.

There was one ad that shows a gay couple. I noticed the camera gave equal attention all ads, including that one. I’m assuming this ad will be seen all over the city.

After the segment, there was that moment of transition to the next story. I expected the news team to be uptight and uncomfortable. But they seemed very touched. They even made a comment on how important the issue is and what a good story it was. Wow.

To me, this is the news that matters. I don’t care about the Oscars, I don’t care if Britney is pregnant again. I care about making a difference in people’s lives. Hopefully this segment opened people’s eyes. Because if we can’t help each other, what is the purpose of being here?

Kudos to you, News Channel 5 and Vanderbilt.

hey, look at my ass!

Feb 24, 2006 / Filed in Gay, Humor / 17 Comments

mirrorOkay, okay… now I need some honest answers here, people.

One of my lady friends, who will remain anonymous, claims she’s never used a mirror to check out her ‘gina and asshole.


If I had a ‘gina, I know I’d be looking at it in the mirror. And of course I’ve checked out my asshole. Surely everyone has. How else will you know what it looks like?

Whatever. Everybody has put a mirror down there. Am I wrong?

anal bleaching

Feb 22, 2006 / Filed in Gay, Humor / 13 Comments

bleachIs it real or simply an urban legend?

Apparently anal bleaching is a hot trend growing in popularity. The concept is simple – lighten the color around your asshole so that is doesn’t look like…well…an asshole.

So I’ve done my research, and there is actually very little documentation about it. Apparently it’s very top secret. Most sites consider it a joke or a myth.

The first mainstream discussion of anal bleaching was in April 2000, when gossip columnist Ted Casablanca reported that Lara Flynn Boyle was having her anus bleached. (That damn Lara, she’s always stirring up trouble.)

So is it real or not?

Apparently it is, and it doesn’t involve bleach at all. The chemicals involved in anal bleaching are simply skin lighteners, similar to what people use to even out dark spots on their face or body.

Who would bleach their asshole? I think assholes look just fine the way they are. Is there no end to the cosmetic craziness people will go through?

I guarantee this trend all started with some silly housewife in Beverly Hills. I can just see her and her friends running out to get their assholes bleached, along with their botox and lip injections.


Last week, I published a podcast called “Sticky Cum All-Stars“. The underlying theme of the episode was semen. I asked all 3 of my guests this question:

“Why does cum turn into sticky tac when exposed to water?”

Everybody knows exactly what I’m talking about. You know you’ve all been jackin’ it in the shower, finished your business, only to be horrified by a glue-like aftermath that gets stuck in your leg hair. Ouch!

After hearing the podcast, Michael from Sex Talk Straight & Gay found the answer on, and e-mailed it to me.

So…are you ready for the big announcement?

In order to improve the chance of fertilization in females, a man’s semen becomes sticky when wet so that it has a better chance of impregnating her. By solidifying, portions of the semen will remain inside the woman instead of immediately dripping out.

Wow. Were you ready for that information?

AND…GET THIS! Dan, the cock-whore that he is, actually guessed the answer on the show! So kudos to you, Dan! You’re a true cum-junkie, and you know your business well.

good ol’ family values

Feb 2, 2006 / Filed in Gay / 3 Comments

gay weddingGeez, it’s a good thing same-sex couples can’t get married. We might destroy the “sanctity of marriage”.

In other news, this heteros are celebrating their marriage in a coffin…

Thailand’s Scorpion Queen and Centipede King are set to marry on Valentine’s Day in a haunted house near Bangkok and then consummate their vows on their wedding night in a coffin.

The Scorpion Queen, whose real name is Kanchana Ketkaew, 36, will marry the Centipede King, Bunthawee Siengwong, 29. Ketkaew set a 2002 world record for spending 32 days in a glass cage with 3,400 scorpions. Siengwong set a Thai record for spending 28 day with 1,000 centipedes. Hence, their nicknames.

They met at a snake farm while performing their stunts. Wedding attire will feature bloodstained clothing. The traditional Thai ceremony will include elders blessing the couple with holy water, reports AP.
[ Story from Netscape ]

scotty exposed.

Jan 19, 2006 / Filed in Blogs, Gay / 8 Comments

scotty exposed
For those of you who have been coming here more than 5 days, you will recall that I had a photo of my legs with my pants down. That photo had been running since last summer. I took it down with my new design.

Well…guess what I saw when I went to Scotty’s blog today? Yep.

If anyone else feels like rising to the challenge…bring it on. I want to see ;)

Making sex better for you

Jan 12, 2006 / Filed in Gay, Humor, Sex / 11 Comments

smoothie 2006You might recall that last month, I was joking about the AdamMale catalog. It looks like they saw my post and took some notes!

I received a new catalog in the mail and they took a NEW photo for the double-headed dildo. For years, they were using an awful photo of a woman with long fingernails holding the dildo. Who wants that?

So after seeing my post, they shot a new photo with nice hairy man hands. And it looks like he just got a manicure. Cute.

BUT – I do have one complaint. Where is my shipment of free porn, AdamMale? Huh? Since I influenced you enough to change your catalog, don’t you think I deserve a gift certificate?

My e-mail is secrets [at] Don’t keep a boy waiting.

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