The 7 Sexy Sins tour is coming to Nashville this month, and Raging Stallion Studios porn star Steve Cruz will be making an appearance (he’s the naked one above). According to the tour website, there will be gift bags, door prizes, and “debauchery”. Well now you have my attention. For all I know, the door prize is a coupon for McDonald’s. But debauchery? I don’t get offered that every day.
And I am excited that Steve Cruz will be there. On paper, he’s not the type of porn star I would like. Very hairy, into leather… bleh. But there’s just something I like about him… I think he reminds me of Robbie Williams. I guess I’m also surprised he’s coming to Nashville. I mean… it’s Nashville. But hey, that’s great.
As for the 7 Sexy Sins tour, I guess it’s porn stars traveling city to city this summer. I don’t remember going over the 7 sexy sins in my Sunday church classes while growing up. But it’s nice they are giving back to the community. 
The tour drops by Nashville at Play on July 25th.
Hey, did you know I used to have a porn site that featured hot photos of men as desktop wallpapers you could put on your computer?
No?
Neither did I.
Well I forgot actually. It dawned on me out of nowhere tonight. The site was called Dreamboyz Desktops and it was hosted on a free adult server. Amazingly enough, the site is still there! I’d say it’s been at least 4 years, maybe longer.
I went back and looked at the desktop wallpapers. Pretty good, actually. I have to give myself a pat on the back. I usually cringe when I look back at old work.
The whole basis of the site is pretty much copyright infringement. I would find sexy photos of men or gay couples and modify them into something more artistic in Photoshop, with no prior permission from the photographer. Oopsie. Oh well, they were free wallpapers and I’d like to believe the photographers would be proud if they saw what I’d done.
But the e-mail address on the site is a bit lame. “lullabyboyz”. Ack. Now that is silly. I remember choosing it because “dreamboyz” was already taken. Well I haven’t even logged in for years, I’m sure it’s shut down.
Anyway, if you get bored and want to browse some hot photos for your computer, visit my old porn site, Dreamboyz Desktops.
This photo has been making the rounds online, so I thought I’d share it and laugh at all the controversy it’s received.
I don’t know what’s a rumor and what’s truth, but apparently this concept ad was created for PlayStation 3. At first glance, it looks like a nude photo, but upon further inspection, you discover the man actually has a third thumb for playing video games.
People are all hot and bothered because it’s so “grotesque”, “obscene”, and “offensive to children”.
Come on folks… Do you honestly believe this is the new ad campaign for PlayStation 3? It’s obviously a joke and not for kids. I think it’s brilliant.
I can speak as a designer myself when I say that all designers strive to come up with something that gets your attention. You have to think of new and different concepts, and it doesn’t always have to be a literal representation of the product. In this case, there is no game system at all. You’re just seeing the memorable image of someone loving his PlayStation 3 so much that he’d use a thumb instead of a penis.
It’s a funny joke; probably wasn’t supposed to be leaked, but now it is, so there you have it.
This doesn’t really qualify as “amateur”, but I thought it would be a perfect addition to the Amateur Porn Is So Funny series.
I’m not sure what it is about this pic, but I just found it to be funny, and yet oddly interesting at the same time.
The angle is what seems funny. The close-up is so extreme that his penis almost looks like a character. I expect it to start talking at any moment…
Open up and say “ahhhhh”
I also enjoy the grin on this guy’s face. Have you ever seen someone so proud? You know this photo will be going out on his Christmas cards.
Oh, well. I suppose if I looked like this naked, I’d be grinning too.
At ease, soldier.
The wonderful and talented Alexsander decided to take matters into his own hands with that messy boy featured in Amateur Porn Is So Funny, Part 5.
He’s cleaned up that whole room and now we can focus on the hotness that is:
Original:
Tonight a guy told me that I “almost got him fired” because of my post Amateur Porn Is So Funny, Part 5. He went on to say I should have blurred out the nudity because it was unnecessary, and tried to make me feel that it was somehow my fault that he opened the post at work through his RSS feed.
So I feel it’s important to point out the obvious… Don’t read my blog at work.
I admit, this is partially my fault. I did use a deceptive title. Afterall, the post did have the word “porn” in the title. I’m sure he expected pictures of kittens or baby Jesus. Gotcha!
Please allow me to point out even more instances in which I’ve tricked people into thinking this is a wholesome place to visit at work…
1 - The header has a picture of me with my pants down around my ankles, which is the first clue that you should not read my blog at work.
2 - The sidebar contains banner ads for sponsors in the porn and sex toy industry. In fact, this blog is pretty much funded by sex. Clue #2.
3 - I have been known to post
- jockstrap contests
- lessons on rimming
- photos of a man masturbating while having phone sex
- collections of bad amateur gay porn
And we can’t forget the classic AdamMale porn humor post from 2005 that changed the way adult catalogs are marketed.
You see, I have a very long history of being dirty, and no sign of stopping anytime soon. So I think it’s only fair to warn you… If you stop by on your work computer, you’re doing it at your own risk.
I’d like to believe I have the power to “get people fired”, but fortunately, that’s something only you control.
My frequent readers know how much I love bad amateur porn. I think this picture is going to have to go in the Nathan Exposed Hall of Shame.
At first glance, this picture is pretty sexy. This guy in sitting in a chair and appears to be really deep into some type of fantasy about the hunk next door.
Then, as we look closer, we see the disaster zone. Where do we begin?
There’s a can of Hot Spot carpet cleaner and a box of Jenga pieces on the computer desk. I find the carpet cleaner laughable because I doubt this guy has seen the carpet anytime this century. And why is the Jenga box right there next to the computer? Does he keep it nearby for those emergency situations when he just needs to break out some fun? The maps pinned to the cork board are mildly amusing since you probably need a map to find your way out of there.
Let’s pan around the corner to the ironing board that’s against the wall, with a huge pile of clothes nearby on top of the couch. I had to look really hard to realize that was a couch.
This is just a disaster. I’ve seen tornadoes blow through homes here in Tennessee that left rooms in better shape.
Don’t even get me started on the smell this place probably has. Eck.
Sorry, Mr. Hot Horny Guy. You’ve done a very nice job working out in the gym. But now you need to put those muscles to work and clean that place up. I guarantee you’ll have at least one moment when you stop and say “Hey, I’d been wondering where that was.” 
Over the years, I’ve written a number of posts that make fun of the crazy nude amateur photos that I find on the internet. It’s hard to look sexy when there’s a litter box pushed into the corner (”out of view”), a lonely sandwich and Coke on the table to the right, or distracting images of daytime talk shows in the background.
Is it cruel to make fun? Sure, a little. You have to give credit to those brave enough to post their ding-a-ling online. But come on… you have to admit, some of these amateur photos are hilarious!
And I’m not the only one who thinks so. I’ve come across a blog that shares my same cruel humor for the awful and embarrassing crap people post online. AND there’s a whole panel of writers that pick apart and criticize these photos, one by one.
Here’s just a small taste:
When Richard Simmons is feeling naughty…
File under things I didn’t need to see…
If I stand very still, maybe they won’t see me…
Hey Santa, I’m as surprised as you are!
I have a feeling this man has a bumper stick that says McCain ‘08…
You can see hundreds more hilarious photos like these at the Lurid Digs blog. I’m just so happy someone else appreciates the humor of bad amateur porn.
For the couples out there, I hope you have a day of love, passion, and bliss.
For the singles out there, here’s a sexy series I enjoyed, titled “Call Me Anytime”:
[ Click here to see the full, uncensored series of “Call Me Anytime” ]
Let’s talk about sex. We’re all adults here, right? We can have a civilized conversation.
The spread of HIV is rising in alarming numbers. As we’re moving into the third decade of really knowing and understanding this disease, you’d think we’d all be smart enough to play it safe. But now risky sex has its own fetish name… “barebacking”. In case you don’t know, barebacking refers to having unprotected sex and is pretty much just used in the gay community.
What’s so hot about it? First of all, it says you don’t respect yourself. I don’t think that’s ever an attractive quality. Second, I don’t even see why it’s so exciting. Let’s look at it from the angle of the “top” and “bottom” (oh, how I hate those words…)
For tops:
When I am the penetrative partner and I wear a condom, I really can’t tell the difference. You can throw out that excuse that you “can’t feel anything”, because it feels damn good to me. The technology of condoms is very advanced, and there are many brands on the market today that are made to feel like a second skin.
Another excuse that a lot of guys used to make was that they were “too big” for a condom. HAHAHA! Let me pick myself off the floor from laughing. A study was done to prove that most condoms stretch to more than double the size of the average erect penis. In other words, there’s plenty of rubber to accommodate your size. I can make a water balloon out of a condom. If you’re telling me you’re bigger than that, we need to talk.
But just to put this old excuse to rest, manufacturers have started making “extra large” condoms, so again, no excuses. There is something available for everyone.
For bottoms:
A lot of guys say they don’t enjoy sex if they don’t get to feel their partner cum inside them. Most of that is psychological. The nerve endings inside you become progressively less sensitive past the prostate gland. In theory, you really can’t “feel” a guy ejaculate inside you. However, you can feel the force as it passes through his penis, which would feel exactly the same if it were covered in a condom.
When I am the receptive partner, I really can’t tell the difference. In fact, I’m kind of annoyed because now I’m going to have to go to the toilet and squeeze it out. There’s just nothing sexy about that.
I know, I know… some guys will probably argue my point. But if your ass were sensitive enough to actually feel the semen, having a bowel movement would be very painful because every nerve would be hit as it passed through your rectum. So you can’t really feel a man ejaculate inside you. But the mental image of it happening can cause you to imagine what it might feel like… so much that is does seem real.
Looking at it from two points of view, I just don’t see the appeal. I certainly don’t see a reason to risk your health and well being for a new sexual fetish.
Just wrap it up, guys! With the right condom, you won’t even know the difference! And I personally think that taking care of your health is very sexy.
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