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Rodney was at the local CVS having some of our digital photos printed, and a gay couple was waiting behind him in line. When Rodney turned around, they recognized him from the article that was written about us in June regarding the underwear store we own. Wow, people recognize us in public now! How great is that? I knew I spied some paparazzi in the bushes.
Why am I always the last gay on the block to hear about shit? I guess this is “The YES Dance”. I’m still not exactly clear on why it’s important, but it looks like all the kids are doing it these days… Excuse me while I go try to remember the last time I even danced. This could take awhile.
Guys can fuck him silly and rest their elbows on the table at the same time! Such a thoughtful guy.
I really don’t think I’ve ever seen someone who loves himself that much. If you’ve been watching the show, you know what I mean. Now some very interesting photos of Jessie are popping up on the internet. Included with the photos are rumors that Jessie is gay. I’m not entirely shocked to hear this news. There have been a couple of times when he threw tantrums, and when he did, his hands started flailing around in a way that only we gay men know how to do. Consider it one of our trademarks. And yeah, these photos are pretty homoerotic. You can always use that excuse “gay for pay”, but I get the feeling he’s really “gay for dick”. He does look pretty hot in these photos. I love the one with him posing in the kitchen with a can of Febreze and a candle burning. He must have had beans for dinner that night. But anyway, his personality overshadows any physical attractiveness. The only way this guy could have a relationship would be if he came with a permanent mute button installed. What do you think? Gay or straight?
Cloverfield, is that you?
It all started when this mysterious beast washed up on the shores of Montauk, NY. On Tuesday, a photo of it was posted on Gawker.com With its unusual beak and sharp teeth, rumors quickly spread that it was a “monster”. Was it some kind of turtle without a shell, a dog with a decomposed snout, a pig? WTF? The mystery continued to unfold, and since the exact whereabouts of the body are unknown, people decided it was all a hoax… That is until witnesses started coming forward claiming they too had seen the body on the beach. Now new photos have surfaced, taken by a different person. In these shots, it just kind of looks like a dog. Not nearly as interesting as a monster, I know. And the “beak” was actually just the bone of the nose, taken at a strange angle.
I actually have a theory of my own. It’s a creature sent by God to punish us all for trying to legalize gay marriage. The Bible thumpers always warned us that bad things would happen if queers started getting married. Too bad God forget to make the creature water proof. But hey, the universe wasn’t created in a day. Sending a creature to punish us all for gay marriage might take a few prototypes to get it right.
I often hear gay men say if they had a choice, they wouldn’t be gay. When I ask them to explain, they say “Who would want to be born an outcast when you could be born to have a normal life?” If I had a choice, I would still choose to be gay. Yep, I said it. And I have never heard another gay man say that. I love being gay. The man-to-man connection. I love every part of a man. Physical, emotional, mental… men are just different, and it’s a difference I enjoy. And being gay provides a sexual versatility that only two men can experience. Can a man and a woman experience what it’s like to be both the penetrative and receptive partner? No. Can two women experience it? No. It’s something special only two men can have where they truly get equal opportunities for the exact same pleasures. I’m certainly not downplaying the special bond heterosexual couples or lesbians have. They obviously have their own their own pleasures and they’re entitled to them. I’m just saying for me personally, there’s nothing I’d rather be than gay. No matter what challenges or homophobia I have experienced in my life, I would never trade them to be a different person. I am truly and undoubtedly comfortable in my own skin as a gay man. So I’m curious about my readers. If you could choose your sexuality, would you still be gay?
If you’re a gay man in Iraq, and straight men find out you’re gay, they will kidnap you and rape you as punishment. Hmmm… At it’s basic core, rape is an unbearable crime that leaves permanent emotional scars on the victim. I hope we can all agree that rape is wrong. But how in the hell do you explain a straight man raping a gay man as a form of expressing his homophobia? Um, guys… if you’re homophobic, how do you explain sticking your dick in another man’s butt? Think about it.
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I’m just trying to wrap my head around this…
