Is it wrong that I find this somehow exciting? Lick it baby.

And I thought wrestling was sort of gay. Where did I ever come up with that idea? Silly me.

It’s been awhile… But this photo is “hotter than Cheney at a gay wedding”

Can you guess the gender of the photographer? Look closely.
I love this photo, because the punchline is subtle.
Isn’t this freaky looking? Someone carved the features of a woman’s head out of a watermelon and filled the eyes with grapes. It took a lot of talent to do this, but it also just looks scary.

Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea, huh? [Photo from Yahoo! News]

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