Okay, I can take a hint…

Over the last year, a couple of people have complained that my blog had become all about men and my pursuit of love. Well, I have bad news for you… It’s going to continue.

But if possible, I will try to throw in more posts about humor. The same people who complained told me they wished I wrote more posts that made them laugh, like I used to.

So here goes… You’ll either laugh or turn away in horror.

I haven’t shaved my ass in years. I do manscape, just because I think it’s important. I keep the hair on my head groomed, so why get lazy with the rest of my body, right?

But I have a furry butt, and to be quite honest, I like my furry butt. It isn’t overly furry, but seems to be just the right amount. Apparently I also have a black man’s butt. A friend recently told me that it’s larger than you’d expect from a “skinny white boy,” but also assured me that it’s “the right kind of big butt.” Hey, I’m just going to take it as a compliment and move on. When it comes to my ass, baby got back!

I was recently having a discussion about manscaping and the topic of shaved butts came up. According to the person I was talking to, shaved butts are hot. I guess I agree with that. I certainly enjoy it if other guys shave their butt. However, for me, it’s more work than I’d want to keep up with.

Still, I was feeling a bit inspired by the conversation. So yesterday, I crouched down over a hand-held mirror to inspect the task. Wow, I hadn’t been back there in years. I wasn’t even sure where to begin.

I took my manscaping clippers and mowed down what I could. Then I took a razor and gave everything a close shave. On a sidenote, what the hell is happening to my sex drive? When I was younger, the mere prospect of manscaping got me hard. In fact, I usually had to stop shaving my balls just to jack off. But not these days. I was more concerned with getting the job done.

Anyway, the feeling of having a shaved asshole, shaved balls, and everything in between, was quite nice for the first 3 hours… Then, the itching set in. I was walking through a parking lot and all I could feel were my cheeks rubbing together.

Probably won’t be happening again, but for now anyway, my ass is nice and smooth.

Ahhh my friend… you are in for a ride… I too have a very hairy ass and there is nothing like shaving it and then having the growth start back… a little itching, then stubble that grabs half your toilet paper after doing your business… finding said toilet paper all day long… more itching… thinking that shaving it everyday will make it better…nope… just keep the hair or trim it, but not too short… not to put too much info out there… I once topped a guy who had the scruff goiing on his bum, and I lost skin… which is even worse than the itchy butt… smooches!

Hehehe, I recently manscaped my ass too My boyfriend really likes me to do it. But I use Veet and, although you have to be very careful not to get the cream into your asshole, I do find it leaves my ass smoother and makes the sore easier. I highly recommend you look into the Phillips Body Groom (http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?keywords=phillips+body+groom), I have one and just love that thing!

More than the itching, when you have to fart, you can never keep it quiet with a shaved butt no matter how hard you try.

Oh hell to the no, you did not just tell me you have a furry ass and that you shaved it. Baby I love nothing more than to bury my face in a furry ass… tmi! LOL Let it grow back!

Try using a hair clipper with attachment for the grooming of the bush and anus area. I use it and am very grateful for it - buzz your head, buzz your bush - fantastic! As for the nature of your blog, it’s your blog so you have the right to write what your heart desires.

I’m a dolphin (smooth) fan… baby powder or gold bond powder helps a lot with the itch issue for the few days it gets a bit itchy. go smooth!

I prefer hairy butts, which would make life easier on a bf if I had one.

OH yeah— dude. I think it’s best to leave most of the nether regions alone– and just trim the, erm, hedges.

And furry butts are a GOOD thing!

Nathan….you think your asshole is bad……don’t even think about shaving your nuts! Now that’s itching…..Joe

Nathan Nathan Nathan:

1. Skinny White Boy has Black Boys’ Bubble Butt? That’s hot. You NEED to share that pic with us. We’re waiting.

2. You can only get advice on this topic from a Black Boy.

3. And the advice is: NEVER go itching! EVER! The fact that you put a razor to your butt shocks us. Dude, you gotta use “Magic Powder”. Wet it into a paste and apply. Let it stay on hair/skin for 5-7mins and then, wash off. Voila!! No itching, and SUPER SOFT butt ‘n hole ‘n sack like you’ve never seen. Trust us on this.

4. Here’s what you’re looking for. Put those damn knicky razors away. http://www99.shopping.com/xPO-Magic_Magic_Blue_Shaving_Powder_4_5oz_Regular_Depilatory