I would like to say, for the record, that I detest the return of furry boots.

It’s mostly girls, mostly tweens, but I see you guys out there with them too.

The first question is… WHY?

What is it about implied dead animal carcass that is so fashionable? I realize that times have shifted and the fur is fake now, but I still don’t like it. It looks weird… It reminds me of the ’80s, and I’ve been there once, thank you very much.

Furry boots do not go with anything. I can’t think of one outfit in my closet that would make me pause and say, “Hmmm… this looks great, but it needs some furry boots to finish it off.”

No, no, no. I want to make you die a painful death and then bury your body in the backyard, similar to the way Chris buries his dead hookers.

I say this with love… I really do. You bitches that brought vests back in 2008 need to suck it too. You’re lucky they lasted through 2009.

Thin ice, my friends. Thin ice…

Well someone needs to bury hookers.

Hey!!! What’s with the Attitude? Dead hookers wearing vests and furry boots are people, too!

Nathan: Our thoughts? Fur is fab. I have a pair of furry boots and I rock it. Whenever I wear them, both women AND men ask, “OMG! Where did you get those?” And trust me — their expressions are of “I have to get one of those.” Furry boots are in In IN! You just need to cuddle up with ‘em already. Be on the right side of fashion. And don’t go dissing the 80s. Lady Gaga is doing her part to bring it back with a futuristic flare.