These things happen.

A gay bar is an intimidating place. You have a crowd of guys, looking each other over… judging… picking apart. You have to be careful to look down at the floor because if you make eye contact, they think you’re coming on to them. Very complicated stuff.

So I was walking through a crowded hallway, and I’d already accidentally touched a few butts. And I’m sorry, but it really wasn’t on purpose. Like I said, it was crowded. My hand just brushed up against them and I swear I’m not the type to grope strangers.

Anyway, a drag queen was coming out of the ladies room and she almost bumped in to me. She moved in one direction to avoid the crash, but I moved in the same direction, which caused me to fall over on her and step on her shoe. There were apologies, hands flinging, legs intertwined, nervous laughter from both of us.

It all happened so fast. I think we’re married and having a baby now. I’m not sure.

Like I said… gay bars are very complicated…

This isn’t the same drag queen, but this is a photo I took.

Rodney and I had a great time at the bar last night and the drag show was hilarious! There was even a nip slip on stage! The performer was telling a joke, and the whole place was roaring as her nipple stared out at us. It took 5 minutes before she finally realized they were laughing at her boob, not her joke.

Worth every penny of the cover charge, I can tell you that.

OMG! I totally hate that I missed this last night! Looks like you guys had an outrageous time!

Email or text next time you get the urge! I haven’t been to a drag show in forever!!!!

I’m sorry, do you mean a Wardrobe Malfunction?? Oh and, hey, congratulations on the new baby. You boys will be good parents.

This looks fun. And the guy with the dollar in his mouth is f*%^ing hot! Glad you guys had fun for Rodney’s b-day weekend!

Wait a minute–you mean I’m NOT supposed to grope guys’ butts in a crowded hallway? Damn.

I’m a bit confused..
You’re at a gay bar and the crowd goes wild when they see the performer’s boob?

All the judging and picking apart sounds a bit like the little girls room when you’re out dancing.

Oh Sarah, make no doubt about it. Gay men LOVE boobs! Love, love, love ‘em. We just don’t like them in the same way straight guys like them, haha