Does Pink ever appear in a music video that isn’t brilliant? I love her.

Pink’s new video for “Sober” features her having some lesbian action with herself in bed. Very interesting.


World AIDS Day is coming up on December 1st. Every year I donate money to organizations that help with HIV/AIDS, and I try to raise awareness on my blog too. But now that Rodney and I own an underwear store, we have the power to reach a larger audience through our customers. So we have started an online fundraiser for people to donate money to amfAR.

If you can spare some change, please contribute to our efforts. Thanks!


I just love David Archuleta. He’s so adorable and as much as I tried to hate his sugar-filled teenage pop song “Crush”, I must confess it finally won me over. Thankfully he’ll be 18 in a few weeks, so I’ll finally be able to stop feeling bad for thinking he’s cute.

You know what they say… I keep getting older, but the girls boys stay 18. ;)

But I think he’s destined to be the next Clay Aiken… talented, dorky, and will probably stay in the closet until 5 years later, when nobody cares anymore and he decides to impregnate someone while simultaneously coming out on the cover of People.

Oh, David.

I appreciate the fact that his celebrity status has not kept him from buying clothes at Target. In the photo above, you’ll see David and I both own this green rock n’ roll t-shirt, which is funny because we all know that neither David nor I know the first thing about rocking out to anything. Ask me to name all the hit songs by Madonna, Cher, and Judy Garland, and then maybe we can talk.

Speaking of which, did you know David was inspired to start his singing career because of Les Misérables? His first public performance was the Dolly Parton version of “I Will Always Love You”. Don’t even bother coming out of the closet, David. We can just follow the breadcrumb trail to your circuit party. *WINK*

I shouldn’t have said that. There really is something innocent and pure about David, and I think it still might be a few years before David drinks the West Hollywood water. I think he’ll find himself a nice, wholesome girl (he is a Boy Scout, afterall) and make an honest effort to settle down with her. After a few rocky hours days of marriage, he’ll realize he prefers men, and rebel against his Utah upbringing and his control freak of a father, who has been reported as a nightmare of a stage dad by many witnesses.

And that’s the story of David.

Now in other news… why can’t Jive Records even provide the poor boy with a decent website?

His debut album is in stores now, the first single has been out since August, and his official site says “Coming Soon”.

I can’t believe a full album on a major record label doesn’t even warrant a decent website.

Well, I’ll close with this adorable photo of David, shopping with one of his hags. Work it, super models!

(The countdown begins before legions of angry female fans under the age of 15 find this blog post and come after me.)


Well, I’ve been fooled. I really have. And I’m hard to trick. All the signs were there…

1) I found a jar in a cabinet with cash in it. Rodney had hidden some money so I wouldn’t see any purchases from our bank account. But what did I do when I saw a jar full of cash in a cabinet? Nothing, I just closed the door and never thought twice about it.

2) Then he started cleaning the whole house, which was odd because I know he vacuumed earlier in the week, and I think he did it last weekend too. Hmmm…

3) Then he said he had to take the plastics to the recycling center. He sure was gone a long time.

4) Oh, and then he put clean sheets and pillows on the guest bed, which we never do unless people are coming over. Like a dork, I didn’t even inquire. I just stared at the bed, scratched my head, and went on by.

Rodney had told me we were going out to dinner tonight with some friends. So I was upstairs getting ready when I thought I heard the doorbell ring. But Rodney never yelled for me, which he usually does if we have company. So I went on getting dressed.

I came downstairs and saw one of my friends sitting on the couch. That was odd. Well then I saw birthday candles on the counter, and it all started coming together. Rodney was throwing a surprise party!

Nice job, Rodney. You pulled one over on me, and I had a great time. :)


Thanks for all the nice birthday wishes you left me. :) It was a good birthday. The advantage of my birthday is that is comes just 3 weeks after Halloween, a week before Thanksgiving (sometimes just days before), and a little more than a month before Christmas. I guess it’s no surprise that I really enjoy this time of year!

I want to tell you about a really fun game I got called Brain Age 2 for Nintendo DS. I’ve never played the first Brain Age, but I hear this one is improved. It helps keep your mind sharp by exercising different parts of your brain with different games. I know, it sounds rather geeky and boring, but it’s a lot of fun actually. I find my favorite games to be the ones involving math, which surprised me because I have never liked math. But I’m pretty good at it.

Tonight we’re going out to eat with friends for my birthday. I guess it’s time to get out my big girl pants with the drawstring waist because there is a lot of good food to be eaten between now and next week… and damn it, I’m eating all of it!

One more thing… Rodney wanted me to post this photo of me when I’m a baby, so here you go. Have you ever looked at a picture and just known someone was jangling keys to get me to look that way? ;)


People who were born on this date…

Joe Biden (Our next VP)

Robert Kennedy (U.S. Senator)

Dierks Bentley and Josh Turner (Country singers)

Cody Linley (Actor, contestant from Dancing with the Stars)

Joel McHale (Comedian, host of The Soup)

Oh and um… someone else…

Me. I’m 27 today. :)

I requested a stripper but this lady distracted him and he canceled all his appointments…


This video is both educational and mildly arousing at the same time. I have my doubts about this doctor though. She keeps calling them “balls” and she sure does show a lot of cleavage for a doctor. The patient seems to enjoy it though.


The Catholic church is demanding anyone who voted for Barack Obama to repent for their sins. Meanwhile other churches supported Prop 8 because “God is against gays getting married”.

It’s interesting that everyone seems to have the inside scoop on what God has been thinking lately. I can’t help but wonder how all these churches are talking to God?

Is God on Facebook? Can I call 411 and get God’s home phone number? Can I add God as a friend on MySpace? I’d really like to know.

I thought the only way to interpret the word of God is to read a Bible. I was raised in a Catholic church, I went to Sunday school, and I read the Bible. I don’t know if other people have a magical Bible with more answers, but I thought the copy I read was available to the general public.

The Bible I read spoke of love and compassion. It spoke of treating all human beings fairly and accepting everyone, even if we didn’t understand them. It taught me that even minorities, even gay people, deserved to be treated with the same respect as everyone else… because we are all God’s children.

I’m not sure where religious people get all their anger from. I have to wonder if they have even read the Bible, because I really have. The only way I know to talk to God is to pray. I pray for peace of mind, I pray for love and acceptance. I pray for kindness… that I may be a better person and that others will be better towards me. I pray for the answers to come to me in their own unique way.

Believing in God is a risk we take. Their is no physical evidence that God exists. There is no way to prove it. We have to decide how we want to live and decide what we believe in, and that’s the best any of us can do. We make a choice on our beliefs and we don’t know if we were right until we die.

So I encourage the religious community — stop speaking for God. You’re no better than I am. You don’t have any unique insight into God that I lack. We can’t speak for God, we can only speak for ourselves.

Own up to your prejudices, and accept them as your faults. But don’t blame your hatred and ignorance on God.

I believe in a God that loves me and made me exactly the way I am. If you believe in a God that’s anything less than loving, you obviously haven’t read the same Bible I read.


It’s a question as old as time. Where do missing socks go?

Do they have a runaway sock colony where they all gather at an undisclosed location?

Maybe this is a mystery the Hardy Boys could solve.


Last night was one of the funniest episodes of SNL I’ve seen in a long time! I guess other people felt the same because I’ve seen a lot of blogs posting clips from it.

I’ve always thought Paul Rudd was cute, so that was a big factor in why I liked it. He was also in almost every sketch, which is a lot of work.

One of my favorites was The Kissing Family:

The sketch for Everyone’s A Critic was good too:

But I think Justin Timberlake stole the show in the scene he did with Beyonce. Unfortunately, the video has been removed. :(