Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

Last Saturday, I was looking for Halloween costumes online. I don’t know why. They’re all the same. Every year I think about buying a Halloween costume, but don’t. They just look so unimaginative. Gee, look at me, I plunked down $50 for a costume that 10 other people will also have on.

I finally got bored with the results and decided to search for gay Halloween costumes. I don’t know what I expected to find. Judy Garland?

To my surprise, Dan came up in the first few results. I clicked the link, which was silly, because I was around when he wrote it back in 2005. But I did it anyway, thinking to myself “I hope he doesn’t notice I clicked that”.

Well, you know what? He did. I was caught pink red handed.

Anyway this is the costume I had my eye on. I know I would never actually buy it though. I don’t have the abs for it. Or the arms. Or the tan. But my legs and feet are okay. You guys like those, right?

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Fri, Sep 26, 2008 @ 3:54 am | Filed in Humor, Gay, Halloween | Permalink 3 Comments

    I actually own that costume - and you are welcome to borrow if you’d like. It will certainly look better on you than me.

    Seriously - don’t buy it - it was $50 for a few strips of vinyl with rivets. It looks hot on the right person, though.

    Maybe we should spearhead a “gay” halloween costume swap?

    Posted by DanNation on Fri, Sep 26, 2008 @ 10:50 am

      Good idea Dan! People only wear them once and then they hang in the closet forever and ever.

      Posted by Nathan on Fri, Sep 26, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

        If you wore it, I’d totally only check out your legs and feet, just for you.

        Posted by Kevin on Sat, Sep 27, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

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