Nathan Exposed » Rhonda Wilson and Her Two Gays

Here’s a random story that crossed my mind while on the topic of class reunions…

Once upon a time in high school, there was a girl named Rhonda Wilson. She was a nice girl, heart of gold, but Rhonda wasn’t on the top of the list to be asked to the spring dance by the boys. Oh, and she was also a bit butch. I’m not saying she was a lesbian, but she was more man than a lot of guys I knew. She also loved using power tools in shop class.

I, on the other hand, was a bit lanky and a bit nerdy, and wasn’t on the top of anyone’s list either. I was also a bit girly. This was before metrosexuals, of course. Now so many guys are girly, I can’t even tell who is gay or straight anymore.

For whatever reason, I decided to ask Rhonda to the dance. So there we were. A girly gay boy next to a strapping young lady. Yes indeedy.

At some point during the dance, I think Rhonda wanted a little tongue action. Bleh. I didn’t want to make out with a member of the opposite sex (sorry ladies). So I told Rhonda’s best friend that I wasn’t interested in her that way, and of course she went and told Rhonda. While this news did upset Rhonda, at least it got me out of the tongue action.

It all worked out. Rhonda ended up dating my friend, who also happened to be gay… and lanky, nerdy, girly… They lasted almost a year. Impressive. I wonder if she wore a strap-on?

I don’t know what ever happened to Rhonda, but she sure knows how to pick the wrong men. As for my gay friend that she dated… he once spent the night and offered to suck my toes. I didn’t let him, but I’ve always regretted turning him down. Who knows? It could have been fun. At minimum, it would have made a great story for decades to come. Oh well.

I wonder if Rhonda ever found herself a nice gay man to settle down with? One thing is certain… I bet she has a set of power tools in the garage that puts every man in her neighborhood to shame.