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The Butt Pirates Tour

We spent yesterday in downtown Nashville for the 8 hour concert known as the Butt Pirates Tour. Rodney tells me that’s not the real name, but I prefer to make up things as I go along. Hey, it’s the South. We can get away with shit like that. I think the Butt Pirates Tour is a much better promotional tagline, don’t you?

So the day started at 3:30 with Gary Allan, proceeded by LeAnn Rimes. During LeAnn’s set, she brought her cousin on stage, where he proposed to his girlfriend. I know you see it all the time in Kate Hudson movies, but does any girl truly want to be proposed to in front of thousands of drunk, screaming audience members? I’m just saying…

LeAnn’s performance was one-upped again when a a small riot started in the stands. A guy who looked exactly like Kenny Chesney came up into the stands and started taking pictures with people. Within minutes, there was a large crowd forming around him and security had to break it up.

Things only got wilder when Sammy Haggar got on stage. I have to admit, it was an energetic performance. He said the word “pussy” a lot. The audience loved that. Yay, pussy.

After an intermission, Keith Urban took the stage. Now he’s a performer. I really enjoyed him.

Now these girls were not part of the planned performance, but they were so desperate for attention that they kept going until people took their pictures. They were loud, drunk, and downright slutty. The one in the brown vest did things with the American flag that I’m pretty sure are considered unpatriotic. At least those stripper classes finally paid off.

The final act was Kenny Chesney. I’ve always had a fantasy about him being the meat in a sandwich of Keith Urban and Tim McGraw. I suppose the expression on his face would be something like this…

Although I’m not a big fan of country music, I did have a fantastic time. The weather was amazingly nice too. We left early to beat the traffic, and heard Sugarland take the stage as a surprise guest as we were leaving. Too bad… Rodney would have loved to have seen them.

Sun, Jul 6, 2008 @ 9:58 pm | Filed in Humor, Gay, Music | Permalink

4 Comments

i swear to god, i’d lick every bit of sweat off of that dude’s body….top to bottom. you southerners sure do know how to do it up right.

Posted by Lewis on Mon, Jul 7, 2008 @ 7:40 am

Great Pics:)

Posted by tom on Mon, Jul 7, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

Keith’s taller than I thought. (Ok, I doubt he’s 30′ tall).

I’ve had the same meat sandwich fantasy as you. Alternately replacing Keith and Toby with my and my hubby. From there we start to mix and match and the whole thing gets blurry.

Glad you had a good time!

Posted by Jeff on Mon, Jul 7, 2008 @ 8:08 pm

I saw Kenny in concert last year, and boy, does the man sweat buckets! Kinda sexy, actually.

Posted by Riverwolf on Tue, Jul 8, 2008 @ 8:00 pm