Nathan Exposed » Black Gold

I’d love to eavesdrop on the conversations going on in the White House…

Hey, what if we started putting pressure on the auto industry to produce more models that got 40MPG or more on them?

Nah, that would be too hard. It would require communication. We don’t like that.

Hey, what about improving our relationships with foreign countries so they could help us with oil?

Nah, that would be too hard. It would require friendliness and negotiation. We just like blowing shit up and killing people.

Hey, what about drilling more holes in a planet that is already unstable?

Yes! Now that’s an idea I can support!

Mon, Jul 14, 2008 @ 2:09 pm | Filed in Humor | Permalink

Black gold, Texas tea. Reminds me of an old comedy series. In more ways than one.

Posted by Lewis on Mon, Jul 14, 2008 @ 8:03 pm