I’ve written a number of posts about manscaping over the years. Who could forget the time I was inspired by Jesse Metcalfe and shaved off all my chest hair? Or what about the day I put a bandage over my pubes?

While I still feel manscaping should be an essential part of every guy’s grooming routine, the gays are getting tired of it and now calling for a revolution: the anti-manscapers. You know we gay guys always like to rebel against what’s popular. We also get sick of starting trends and then having them stolen by the breeder boys. So in retaliation, the new trend is not manscaping.

When I came across this photo, I just knew this anti-manscaping madness had to stop. Surely there’s some law banning this much hair in a region other than your head. I say we should start a collection box so we can all donate and get this poor man some laser hair removal. I shudder to see his shower drain.

Anyone want to spare a dollar?

Hairs lookin’ at you.

What a nightmare! Wouldn’t want to go near that! Talk about fur balls! Cough cough.

Man! That’s so wrong! I actually bought myself one of those bodygroom shavers and I love it! I don’t mind a bit of hair in a guy, but boy, this guy is exaggerating.

He need to shave or trim that, I wouldn’t even think about giving him Head til it was groomed

Ummmm looks like he’s carrying around a varmit in his britches. lol Dude…Please!

Amazing, but SO unappealing! Someone should check for birds’ eggs or —I can’t even go on!

Dear God……….. is it alive? It’s a rabid beast of the forest!

OH MY GOD. that trouser snake is hiding in the bushes!! quick! someone get a weedwacker!

The very picture of unruly. Ugh!

He could use an extreme makeover. I’d loke to see what they could do.