Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

I’ve written a number of posts about manscaping over the years. Who could forget the time I was inspired by Jesse Metcalfe and shaved off all my chest hair? Or what about the day I put a bandage over my pubes?

While I still feel manscaping should be an essential part of every guy’s grooming routine, the gays are getting tired of it and now calling for a revolution: the anti-manscapers. You know we gay guys always like to rebel against what’s popular. We also get sick of starting trends and then having them stolen by the breeder boys. So in retaliation, the new trend is not manscaping.

When I came across this photo, I just knew this anti-manscaping madness had to stop. Surely there’s some law banning this much hair in a region other than your head. I say we should start a collection box so we can all donate and get this poor man some laser hair removal. I shudder to see his shower drain.

hair

Anyone want to spare a dollar?

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Sat, Jun 28, 2008 @ 6:48 pm | Filed in Humor, Gay | Permalink 10 Comments

    Hairs lookin’ at you.

    Posted by Lewis on Sat, Jun 28, 2008 @ 8:09 pm

      What a nightmare! Wouldn’t want to go near that! Talk about fur balls! Cough cough.

      Posted by chip on Sat, Jun 28, 2008 @ 10:26 pm

        Man! That’s so wrong! I actually bought myself one of those bodygroom shavers and I love it! :D I don’t mind a bit of hair in a guy, but boy, this guy is exaggerating.

        Posted by danny on Sat, Jun 28, 2008 @ 10:59 pm

          He need to shave or trim that, I wouldn’t even think about giving him Head til it was groomed

          Posted by Ecoralguy on Sun, Jun 29, 2008 @ 1:10 am

            Ummmm looks like he’s carrying around a varmit in his britches. lol Dude…Please!

            Posted by cindy on Mon, Jun 30, 2008 @ 9:53 am

              Amazing, but SO unappealing! Someone should check for birds’ eggs or —I can’t even go on!

              Posted by irisgirl on Mon, Jun 30, 2008 @ 11:04 am

                Dear God……….. is it alive? It’s a rabid beast of the forest!

                Posted by tom on Mon, Jun 30, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

                  OH MY GOD. that trouser snake is hiding in the bushes!! quick! someone get a weedwacker!

                  Posted by Anthony on Mon, Jun 30, 2008 @ 9:16 pm

                    The very picture of unruly. Ugh!

                    Posted by James on Tue, Jul 1, 2008 @ 9:10 am

                      He could use an extreme makeover. I’d loke to see what they could do.

                      Posted by CJ/Rick on Wed, Jul 9, 2008 @ 3:44 pm

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