I think I’ve finally come around to enjoying Madonna’s Hard Candy album.

There are at least 4 songs on there that I genuinely love:

- 4 Minutes
- Miles Away
- Devil Wouldn’t Recognize You
- Voices

But why does she keep saying her sugar is raw? Miss Madonna, if your sugar is raw, you need to put some Preparation H Cooling Gel on it and sleep it off like the rest of us do. Mmm-kay?

My favorites are She’s Not Me and Beat Goes On. And I think it’s not that much about her sugar been raw, but rather about it been sticky and sweet

No, no, it’s an ad for cane sugar. Sugar In The Raw. You know… I’ve come to enjoy the album more than I originally thought as well. My favorite song is “Incredible”.

Plus I got Cam tickets to see her at Denver’s Pepsi Center on Nov 11 for his birthday. Scored some points there. It’ll be my first time seeing her live.

This is all in good fun ok?

but, why with the -
waiting (or lack of time thereof)
hesitating
anticipating
-in so many songs not just on this album alone but like… all of them!

and the-
no one’s gonna (show/stop) (you/me) how
-is scattered around in there too.

I love her, I do. But it seems like she’s only writing her songs with one set of conversation magnets on the fridge these days.

Not that I didn’t like 4 Minutes and Beat Goes On.

Now everyone in my office is looking at me because I laughed out loud at your post.

Maybe I should get back to work….