Last week, I posted a photo of an object and asked what people thought it was. Incidentally, I had a lot of fun with that. Maybe I should do that more often.

Most of you guessed a pretzel. Really? Wow.

I thought it looked like a butthole. A very dirty butthole with smegma on it. But hey, that’s just how this mind operates.

It’s actually a belly button.

This poor, poor man. Part of the photo looks normal, the other looks weird and splotchy. Is he melting? He also has a breast on the left, chest of the right.

Oh well. Even on a bad day, he still has better abs than I do.

Well, it looks like his abs are tied in pretzels anyway…

Hum….a yummy, delicious, sweat-filled, wet man’s belly button. Just like a pretzel.

I still say it looks like anal warts…

Gross…you said ’smegma’