Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

Well summertime is unofficially here, so that means it’s time to break out my sunless tanning body. The color looks good, nothing orange, but I’m bad about not applying it evenly, which leaves streaks.

So fresh out of the shower, I came downstairs naked and asked Rodney to put the lotion on me. (Sounds like the beginning of some bad porn, by the way.)

As he was putting it on, our dog Petey caught sight of my dick, just dangling around. I guess Petey has never seen a naked human. We usually wear clothes around the house.

So as I was standing there and Rodney was applying the lotion, Petey stood up on his hind legs and sniffed my dick. I jerked away just as he was about to give it a lick.

Disgusting.

But humorous.

Rodney said it was “blog worthy”, and I agreed.

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Thu, May 29, 2008 @ 3:31 pm | Filed in Humor | Permalink 7 Comments

    Definitely blog worthy! I wonder if the dick sniffer has ever done this:

    http://decentcommunity.org/2008/05/15/making-love-with-the-help-of-gigantic-vats-of-grease/

    Posted by tubesteak on Thu, May 29, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

      This is funny. :P Would it be considered incest if Petey did have a go at licking you? *teehee* :P

      Posted by Sunshine on Thu, May 29, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

        Oh, I must admit, that in the four months since we’ve had baby Mason, he’s managed to find my dick twice. And quite the shocker each time. I mean, you’d think I’d never had my dick licked on before.

        Posted by Lewis on Thu, May 29, 2008 @ 9:04 pm

          Oh, the things dogs do… They are quite amused by even the smallest of things.

          I’m kidding! I’m kidding! But I just couldn’t resist. hehe

          Posted by Lika Starr on Thu, May 29, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

            Well, you probably denied each other a nice experience.
            Now, he’ll have to learn about it out on the street, and who KNOWS what the other little boy dogs will tell him.
            Sigh…

            Posted by Daniel on Thu, May 29, 2008 @ 10:11 pm

              SAME THING HAS HAPPENED HERE! LOL

              Posted by Kory on Fri, May 30, 2008 @ 10:32 am

                I think you guys need to start closing your bed when you have “relations.” Petey has obviously been peeping through the door and is struggling with his sexuality.

                Posted by Riverwolf on Fri, May 30, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

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