I learn something new everyday.
I’m founding out more and more that a lot of gay guys have an armpits fetish.
There are so many things you have to keep up with to be attractive to other guys. Gay guys are a picky crowd. But now we have to impress guys with our armpits too? And women think they have it bad. Whew.
So now I have to ask… what’s the criteria? How do I know if my armpits are sexy?
Are you looking at the bushy factor? Hair or no hair? Is it about the smell? Does it matter if the arms are really muscular to enhance the overall armpitiness? Do you like them sweaty?
I think armpits are kind of funny, especially bushy ones. I like to pretend they’re furry animal characters that can talk…. like Ozzy’s on Survivor. He was a smart player and had bushy armpits, so I made up a game where his armpits were his comrades and they gave him advice to help him outsmart everyone. I imagined scenarios that took place where he sat down and had a good talk with them before making his next move.
But hey, that’s just me. Please enlighten.
How do I know if my armpits are sexy?
bushy-Yes
non-bushy- Yes
smell-oh god, yes
muscular-good tone is sufficient
sweaty-Yes
non-sweaty-They won’t be when I’m through with them.
If you still have any questions or doubts, simply attach a photograph to an e mail. I do consultations.
Posted on Wed, May 14, 2008 @ 12:31 am
Ozzy’s pits - oh hell I’m gonna cream my jeans. Just keep the razer far far away from your pits and all is good. Nothing turns me off faster than a sexy guy with shaved pits.
Posted on Wed, May 14, 2008 @ 1:06 am
Pits, Oh yes. Smell… not BO but manly. God what a turn on.
Posted on Wed, May 14, 2008 @ 7:31 am
Isn’t it funny how things that grossed us out as kids are complete sexual turn-ons now?
Sweaty, busy, muscular (not overly so) pits–God yes!
Posted on Wed, May 14, 2008 @ 11:26 am
Guys with armpit fetishes are fun. They make you feel really good.
Posted on Sun, May 18, 2008 @ 9:08 am
I’m with Daniel…on all accounts. And, by the way, is ARMPITINESS a word I can Google? In closing, I don’t think there’s a body part that I don’t have a fetish fantasy about.
Posted on Mon, May 19, 2008 @ 3:17 pm
hair-of curse
smell-no!!!!!
muscular- if posible
I love armpits!!!!!!
Posted on Wed, Jun 25, 2008 @ 9:25 am
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