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My Blog Is Just Plain Filthy

Tonight a guy told me that I “almost got him fired” because of my post Amateur Porn Is So Funny, Part 5. He went on to say I should have blurred out the nudity because it was unnecessary, and tried to make me feel that it was somehow my fault that he opened the post at work through his RSS feed.

So I feel it’s important to point out the obvious… Don’t read my blog at work.

I admit, this is partially my fault. I did use a deceptive title. Afterall, the post did have the word “porn” in the title. I’m sure he expected pictures of kittens or baby Jesus. Gotcha!

Please allow me to point out even more instances in which I’ve tricked people into thinking this is a wholesome place to visit at work…

1 - The header has a picture of me with my pants down around my ankles, which is the first clue that you should not read my blog at work.

2 - The sidebar contains banner ads for sponsors in the porn and sex toy industry. In fact, this blog is pretty much funded by sex. Clue #2.

3 - I have been known to post

And we can’t forget the classic AdamMale porn humor post from 2005 that changed the way adult catalogs are marketed.

You see, I have a very long history of being dirty, and no sign of stopping anytime soon. So I think it’s only fair to warn you… If you stop by on your work computer, you’re doing it at your own risk.

I’d like to believe I have the power to “get people fired”, but fortunately, that’s something only you control.

Fri, Mar 28, 2008 @ 1:17 am | Filed in Humor, Gay, Sex | Permalink

9 Comments

LOL. It’s such an obvious solution, isn’t it?

Posted by Sunshine on Fri, Mar 28, 2008 @ 3:34 am

i wouldnt keep coming back if you werent just a little dirty.

keep it up!

Posted by chris on Fri, Mar 28, 2008 @ 7:57 am

See, and now you’ve made us all go back and click on all of those earlier links just so you get more readers today. And I did. And I still like the picture of your pants around your ankles. Do you have the original? I’d like a bigger copy!

Posted by Lewis on Fri, Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:14 am

I don’t think my boss minds so much.

Posted by Larry on Fri, Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:23 am

Gotta admit, that post did make me pause when I opened it, have a look around, then carry on.

Although I don’t look at porn at my very open/relaxed workplace (just a bad idea), I think the guy might have gotten fired for say, not working, as much as what he was looking at.

Nathan, you keep on keepin’ on.

Posted by Jeff on Fri, Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:33 am

i need a corporate website so email me.

Posted by eliot on Fri, Mar 28, 2008 @ 11:22 am

Nathan, this blog fucking rules. I’m really glad I found it.

Posted by thismomentnow on Fri, Mar 28, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

Keep up the good work.

Even me, who is slow to catch on many times, has learned, unfortunately, I cannot waste my time at work reading your blog, as it is not always safe for work.

Posted by Scott C on Fri, Mar 28, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

This guy has no place to talk, dude you’re at work and your company isn’t paying you to read blogs. I never read blogs at work, or shop, or go to social sites, etc. OH and I know I’ll burn in hell for this but if you find a photo of the baby Jesus with kitten being baby sat by his jock-strap wearing gay wise men you must post. Sorry but your comment about the kittens or baby Jesus photo just made me laugh with that image in my mind.

Posted by martini-dan on Sat, Mar 29, 2008 @ 9:33 pm