My frequent readers know how much I love bad amateur porn. I think this picture is going to have to go in the Nathan Exposed Hall of Shame.

At first glance, this picture is pretty sexy. This guy in sitting in a chair and appears to be really deep into some type of fantasy about the hunk next door.

Then, as we look closer, we see the disaster zone. Where do we begin?

There’s a can of Hot Spot carpet cleaner and a box of Jenga pieces on the computer desk. I find the carpet cleaner laughable because I doubt this guy has seen the carpet anytime this century. And why is the Jenga box right there next to the computer? Does he keep it nearby for those emergency situations when he just needs to break out some fun? The maps pinned to the cork board are mildly amusing since you probably need a map to find your way out of there.

Let’s pan around the corner to the ironing board that’s against the wall, with a huge pile of clothes nearby on top of the couch. I had to look really hard to realize that was a couch.

This is just a disaster. I’ve seen tornadoes blow through homes here in Tennessee that left rooms in better shape.

Don’t even get me started on the smell this place probably has. Eck.

Sorry, Mr. Hot Horny Guy. You’ve done a very nice job working out in the gym. But now you need to put those muscles to work and clean that place up. I guarantee you’ll have at least one moment when you stop and say “Hey, I’d been wondering where that was.”

I love your blog. This post is so funny, but I have to say I think that is his solo-flex and not an ironing board. But my hat is off to you, I cannot see a couch in that mess. I love Jenga (not)!

OMG - I left my web cam on again. I’m glad Steamboat’s litter box was just out of frame.

Well yes, but I was a tidy scene I’d probably be distracted by the computer desk instead and try to work out if it would match my decor!

And I thought I was the only one who dissected scenes like this; seemingly I am wrong and I’m glad. keep up the good work; bad porn entertains but for all the wrong reasons….

you have a nice penis

Too funny…but if this guy brought me back to his place for “some fun” I’d have to say no thanks because his place is just too much of a mess to say it nice.

hot boy! This problem can be solved on photoshop

I found the background an interesting diversion, that made coming back to the bottom center of the picture that much better. I’m not any better at housekeeping myself. I find the overall effect, lighting of the subject of the photo very interesting.