Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

What makes Christmas so special? Is it the love we share with family and friends? The festivities, parties and decorations? The snow, the gifts, the holiday cheer from Old St. Nick? The peace on earth and good will to men?

No, silly.

It’s the food!

godivaCookies, brownies, cakes, breads, candies… Yum yum yum. I have been eating sweets non-stop since last week. Some many delicious sweets. I love them all. ALL OF THEM, I tell you!

My favorite thing about Christmas is the food. I’m in heaven. I haven’t started on the crackers and cheese yet. I love all kinds of cheese. I am always up for some of that.

But what’s the secret to my heart?

What one little item could make me love you forever???

Godiva Chocolate. There is no chocolate like Godiva Chocolate and even suggesting that there is such a thing is like blasphemy. I love Godiva. If you give me a box of it, I will eat everything. I don’t care if it gives me a stomach ache later, it’s like crack to me. Mmmm…

Rodney gave me a box of 4 Godiva Truffles today. I tried to pace myself and spread them out. I devoured 2 of them as soon as I opened it. I ate the third one a few hours later. I planned on saving the fourth one until tomorrow, but it was gone before Midnight. Mmmm…

My private fantasy is to swim in a pool of Godiva Chocolate. Yes, I realize that would be highly unsanitary. But ohhhh it would be nice.

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Tue, Dec 18, 2007 @ 1:26 am | Filed in Humor | Permalink 7 Comments

    I think GreenDimes makes a pretty good present, too!

    Posted by DanNation on Tue, Dec 18, 2007 @ 2:34 am

      haha

      I second that Dan!

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      Posted by Nathan on Tue, Dec 18, 2007 @ 2:39 am

        The whole weekend was spent around the tables of THE MOST AMAZINGLY FOOD IN THE WORLD. Yummy, homemade, delicious….I could have spent the rest of my life there.
        NOW….what do I do with that little inflated tire around my mid-section????

        Posted by Lewis on Tue, Dec 18, 2007 @ 11:59 am

          i backed chocolate chip pecan and heath bit cookies on sunday.

          i ate batter all day. and have been scarfing down the cookies ever since.

          i need to get my tummy ready for the homeland.

          Posted by chris on Tue, Dec 18, 2007 @ 12:19 pm

            I like Godiva also but it doesn’t seem to be as big here. I mean you can find it but as far as I know at only one store and that not very conviennt. I have found in Melbourne a place called Haighs, which is brilliant, not to mention Max Brenner, which I believe has just opened a store in New York and then down here closer to home in little land called Tasmania I’ve found a little shop that is pretty darn good. It’s called Norman & Dann. So that’s what I get and I am happy with that. Enjoy! Chocolate is good for you!

            Posted by Tony on Tue, Dec 18, 2007 @ 3:18 pm

              We have the best xmas food and chocolate over here in Venezuela ^_^ Oh, and I go crazy over it as well. By the way, I knew you reminded me of someone Wallace (From Wallace & Gromit).

              Posted by danny on Wed, Dec 19, 2007 @ 1:50 pm

                Just one website for you www.theochocolate.com
                They make the (mostly organic) free trade chocolate from bean to bar and it is fantastic. I went on a tour of the factory and was amazed at the variety of flavors chocolate has. The bread and chocolate bar is an experience not to be missed. Check it out and feel good about eating chocolate! (And FYI, I do not work for them, but oftentimes wish I did!) Hope your holiday was full of good things.

                Posted by Tim on Wed, Dec 26, 2007 @ 8:31 pm

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