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edible By a vote of hands, how many of you have worn Edible Undies at some point in your life?

Oh, come on, you’re holding out. Don’t be shy, just raise your hand up if you’ve ever worn them.

Fine, we’re not going to get anywhere if you don’t tell the truth. I’ll go first…

I have worn Edible Undies. Yes… those awful, ridiculous things you buy at Spencer’s for $7. It was a long, long time ago, and we’re all entitled to stupid mistakes.

I don’t know what dumbass invented these, but I guess they had good intentions. They thought “Gee, wouldn’t it be sexy if a man had flavored candy underwear on that you could eat off his dick?”

Yes, it does sound a little hot in theory. I’ll give them that.

So one weekend, a partner and I decided it would be fun if I put some on. What I didn’t expect is that these things melt onto your skin, and the heat from your body turns them into a sticky pool of sugar within minutes. Liquids of any kind (translation: my pre-cum) make them disintegrate even faster.

Let’s just say there wasn’t anything sexy about them, and they had all but evaporated before the fun could begin. I ended up peeling them off and throwing them away.

I just thought I’d share this little gem from my past. To my horror, these things are still being sold, complete with the original 1980’s packaging! How do the makers stay in business? Are there really that many people who make the same mistake buying them?

Well, let me save you some trouble… don’t do it. Whip cream is still a classic, and I highly recommend it.

Thu, Nov 15, 2007 @ 2:22 pm | Filed in Gay, Sex | Permalink

6 Comments

ive never worn. nor been around anyone who did.

and no ive not eaten any before either. and theres been an awful lot in my mouth!

Posted by chris on Thu, Nov 15, 2007 @ 2:50 pm

I’ve seen them and just imagine them as fruit roll-ups but in the shape of ill-fitting tighty whities. Not sexy. At. All.

Never had ‘em and per your post, won’t ever buy ‘em either… unless I have plans to eat them off within seconds of my boy putting them on.

Posted by Rey Rey on Thu, Nov 15, 2007 @ 2:58 pm

I’ve never worn them either, but have friends who have. A word to the wise, if your are gonna wear them, make sure you shave your pubs and balls. I hear it hurts like hell when they melt into your pubs.

Posted by Daniel on Thu, Nov 15, 2007 @ 7:05 pm

I have never worn them but I have bought them a few times for gag gifts.

Posted by martini-dan on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 @ 12:10 am

no way. I can’t imagine what that would do to the hair on my ass

Posted by Scott on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 @ 6:47 am

Whipped cream diapers are my all time favorite snack.
And liquids don’t seem to cause a problem.

Posted by Daniel on Sat, Nov 17, 2007 @ 3:21 pm