Everyone’s buzzing about Tom Ford’s new ads. Why? I don’t get it. Is he saying his cologne smells “just like the real thing”?

Maybe I’m just too jaded by nudity and don’t even realize that an ad like this is still considered taboo to the general public. I do appreciate the raunchiness of it. I also appreciate that this guy’s ass has that “just lubed up” shine, like when you put too much lube on a guy’s hole so you wipe a little on his cheeks. C’mon, don’t tell me you’ve never done that…

Then here’s an ad with a woman. Again, looking a little shiny and lubed up. But I don’t know anything about that.

And finally, the ever famous photo from Out Magazine. I love how this looks like an amateur photo, taken with a standard digital camera. A tell-tale sign is the shadow on the wall from the camera’s flash. Photos that are set-up with professional lighting and staged usually don’t have hard shadows like this. But I don’t think it’s a mistake, I think they wanted it to look that way.
I hope my ass looks like that when I’m 45.