Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

Borrowed from Rey:

Taken a picture completely naked?
Yes

Made out with someone on your top 8 on MySpace?
No

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Yeah, but be careful… a little too much swinging and you’ll hit yourself in the nuts with your own dick. Seriously…

Told a lie?
No. (Okay, that was a lie.)

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yes

Been arrested?
No

Made out with someone of the same sex?
Yes

Seen someone die?
No

Slept in until 5pm?
No

Had sex at work?
No

Fallen asleep at work/school?
No

Held a snake?
No

Ran a red light?
Yes

Been suspended from school?
Yes

Totaled your car in an accident?
No

Pole danced?
No

Been fired from a job?
No

Sang karaoke?
Yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes

Kissed in the rain?
No

Sang in the shower?
Yes

Given your private parts a nickname?
No

Ever gone out without underwear?
Yes

Sat on a roof top?
Yes

Played chicken?
No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No

Broken a bone?
No

Mooned/flashed someone?
Yes

Shaved your head?
Yes

Slept naked?
Yes

Played a prank on someone?
Yes

Had a gym membership?
No

Felt like killing someone?
Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yes/Yes

Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes

Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
No

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Aren’t we supposed to call them Hispanic jumping beans now? No, I haven’t.

Been in a band?
No

Subscribed to Maxim?
No

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
No

Shot a gun?
Yes

Had sex today?
Yes

Played strip poker?
No

Tripped on mushrooms?
No

Donated Blood?
Yes

Video taped yourself having sex?
Yes

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?
No and no

Ever jump out of an airplane?
No

Have you been to more than 10 countries?
No

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Yes

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