Borrowed from Rey:
Taken a picture completely naked?
Yes
Made out with someone on your top 8 on MySpace?
No
Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Yeah, but be careful… a little too much swinging and you’ll hit yourself in the nuts with your own dick. Seriously…
Told a lie?
No. (Okay, that was a lie.)
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yes
Been arrested?
No
Made out with someone of the same sex?
Yes
Seen someone die?
No
Slept in until 5pm?
No
Had sex at work?
No
Fallen asleep at work/school?
No
Held a snake?
No
Ran a red light?
Yes
Been suspended from school?
Yes
Totaled your car in an accident?
No
Pole danced?
No
Been fired from a job?
No
Sang karaoke?
Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yes
Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes
Kissed in the rain?
No
Sang in the shower?
Yes
Given your private parts a nickname?
No
Ever gone out without underwear?
Yes
Sat on a roof top?
Yes
Played chicken?
No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No
Broken a bone?
No
Mooned/flashed someone?
Yes
Shaved your head?
Yes
Slept naked?
Yes
Played a prank on someone?
Yes
Had a gym membership?
No
Felt like killing someone?
Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yes/Yes
Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes
Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Aren’t we supposed to call them Hispanic jumping beans now? No, I haven’t.
Been in a band?
No
Subscribed to Maxim?
No
Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
No
Shot a gun?
Yes
Had sex today?
Yes
Played strip poker?
No
Tripped on mushrooms?
No
Donated Blood?
Yes
Video taped yourself having sex?
Yes
Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?
No and no
Ever jump out of an airplane?
No
Have you been to more than 10 countries?
No
Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Yes