Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

There are just some stories that make you laugh out loud and you never get tired of telling them.

1 year ago, an event took place in NathanLand that I’m sure will become a classic in my family. I posted it on my blog here, but felt it was worthy of being repeated:
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Make Way for the Shit Mobile!
Posted on 10.23.06 @ 12:24 pm

My parents came down this past weekend, and we had a great time. I have several stories to tell, so let’s start with the Shit Mobile.

We went to Lynchburg, TN where the Jack Daniels Distillery is. On the way back we ended up behind a trailer with cows in it. The smell was awful. Ack.

Once we were back at the house, I took Petey on a walk down the street. While coming back, I noticed this foul smell. “Damn Petey, that’s some stinky gas” I said. (Yes, I talk to my dog.)

Throughout the rest of the evening, we all got a small whiff of some shit smell at random. We’d all make a comment about it, like “Wow that manure smell really sticks with you.”

After going out for dinner, I stopped in the parking lot and looked at the car. “Hey! The car is covered in cow shit!” I said.

Sure enough, a light glaze of shit was coating the front of the car, and also in the tires and under the car. That’s what I had smelled down the street from our house! Everywhere we had been, people must have smelled the car. It was strong and it carried for blocks, if not miles!

Like I said, it was a light glaze. You wouldn’t notice it if you just glanced at the car. But it sure was covered. So we all laughed and laughed as we drove along, thinking about how many people had smelled the car.

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Wed, Oct 17, 2007 @ 1:37 am | Filed in Humor | Permalink 1 Comment

    oh my gosh. funny. reminds me of my own manure stories. sigh.

    Posted by chris on Wed, Oct 17, 2007 @ 1:53 pm

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