Our dog is retarded.
(No offense to any retards who read my blog.)
He is a very curious little guy, and he manages to poke his nose into the blinds and then lift them up onto his head so he can see outside (are you getting a visual?).
Well, at night, his face reflects in the window and he thinks he’s looking at a dog outside. Then he goes berserk.
*BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!*
He has the shrillest damn bark in the world.
I come downstairs to see what’s going on. There he is, barking at himself in the window.
Like I said… retarded.