Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

Our dog is retarded.

(No offense to any retards who read my blog.)

He is a very curious little guy, and he manages to poke his nose into the blinds and then lift them up onto his head so he can see outside (are you getting a visual?).

Well, at night, his face reflects in the window and he thinks he’s looking at a dog outside. Then he goes berserk.

*BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!*

He has the shrillest damn bark in the world.

I come downstairs to see what’s going on. There he is, barking at himself in the window.

Like I said… retarded.

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Thu, Jun 21, 2007 @ 2:09 am | Filed in Humor | Permalink 3 Comments

    hahahahahahahahaha my dog, walker, used to sneak up on his reflection in my oven door. he wouldn’t bark, but he’d cock his head and just sit there and look at himself. the first time i caught him doing it, i thought i’d pee myself. it was a great sourch of entertainment.

    Posted by cindy on Thu, Jun 21, 2007 @ 11:04 am

      Little Colonel Angus does the same thing. Every night. And then when he hears himself barking at himself he thinks it is the dog that lives in the window barking at him so he barks some more. Gotta love ‘em.

      Posted by AdamJames on Thu, Jun 21, 2007 @ 2:44 pm

        This is absolutely hilarious!! As a cat person, I’d probably crack myself up if I see a dog doing what Petey did. But I’m sure if I own a dog, the barking would drive me insane. :)

        Posted by enihsnus on Mon, Jun 25, 2007 @ 4:01 am

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