Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

My dear friend Rey tagged me to post 8 things people don’t know about me. So here goes:

1.) I have the cleaning tendencies of a straight guy.
Example: I see something on the floor that needs to be cleaned. Instead of doing it immediately, I calculate in my head how many hours I can let it stay before Rodney gets home and notices it… or if it’s edible, I just summon Petey to clean it up.

2.) I have a non-sexual armpit fetish.
I don’t like to lick armpits, sniff armpits, or stick my dick in between armpits. But I do like to see armpits. I’ll secretly judge you by them. If they are not trimmed, I will be annoyed with you. Maybe it’s more of a curiosity than fetish.

3.) Even though I’m gay, I don’t really like dicks.
They’re okay, but I’m not overly excited about them… except for mine. I love mine.

4.) My spiritual guardian taps me on the shoulder at 12:53 AM & PM.
I don’t know a lot about the topic, but it’s related to the 11:11 study. I also don’t know what he or she is trying to tell me, but I’m listening.

5.) I secretly check up on my exes through MySpace.
I don’t want to talk to them or have them back in my life. All I really want is to know they are happy.

6.) I am a forward thinker.
I have a tendency to live in a futuristic universe inside my head that’s filled with all the things that are coming attractions. It’s great because I have always visualized my future and then made it happen. It took me a long time to realize most people don’t operate this way.

7.) My shirt size is Small, pants are 32×30, shoes size is 10.5, and underwear is Medium.
Now you know.

8.) I’ve always thought it would be fun to create mass hysteria during a scary movie.
I’ve never had the balls to do it, but I do reach over and grab Rodney’s arm during tense scenes, which really scares him!

Okay, so now I have to tag 8 people…

Crap, I’m so bad at this part. Okay, this is free for all! Do it if you want. :)

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Tue, Jun 26, 2007 @ 12:53 am | Filed in Blogs | Permalink 4 Comments

    Now whenever I see a pair of medium size tighty whities, I’ll start hyperventilating.

    I can’t relate to #3, though.

    At all.
    hugs,

    Posted by DEL on Tue, Jun 26, 2007 @ 2:38 pm

      Well, in a way I can relate to #3.
      I’d better quit talking now.

      Posted by DEL on Tue, Jun 26, 2007 @ 2:45 pm

        Oh my god, we’re opposites! Cleaning freak here….can’t let it go, but am getting better. Armpits? Definitely my thing. But into it way more than you….and other non-standard, non-normal body parts too! And, the best thing about this whole deal? That you did NOT tag people. I hate being tagged. And often just ignore them. Terrible, I know.

        Posted by Lewis on Wed, Jun 27, 2007 @ 10:46 am

          wow if you have a size 10 shoe…what else is big?
          lol

          luv ya….
          donintoronto

          Posted by DoninToronto on Wed, Jun 27, 2007 @ 4:48 pm

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