My dear friend Rey tagged me to post 8 things people don’t know about me. So here goes:
1.) I have the cleaning tendencies of a straight guy.
Example: I see something on the floor that needs to be cleaned. Instead of doing it immediately, I calculate in my head how many hours I can let it stay before Rodney gets home and notices it… or if it’s edible, I just summon Petey to clean it up.
2.) I have a non-sexual armpit fetish.
I don’t like to lick armpits, sniff armpits, or stick my dick in between armpits. But I do like to see armpits. I’ll secretly judge you by them. If they are not trimmed, I will be annoyed with you. Maybe it’s more of a curiosity than fetish.
3.) Even though I’m gay, I don’t really like dicks.
They’re okay, but I’m not overly excited about them… except for mine. I love mine.
4.) My spiritual guardian taps me on the shoulder at 12:53 AM & PM.
I don’t know a lot about the topic, but it’s related to the 11:11 study. I also don’t know what he or she is trying to tell me, but I’m listening.
5.) I secretly check up on my exes through MySpace.
I don’t want to talk to them or have them back in my life. All I really want is to know they are happy.
6.) I am a forward thinker.
I have a tendency to live in a futuristic universe inside my head that’s filled with all the things that are coming attractions. It’s great because I have always visualized my future and then made it happen. It took me a long time to realize most people don’t operate this way.
7.) My shirt size is Small, pants are 32×30, shoes size is 10.5, and underwear is Medium.
Now you know.
8.) I’ve always thought it would be fun to create mass hysteria during a scary movie.
I’ve never had the balls to do it, but I do reach over and grab Rodney’s arm during tense scenes, which really scares him!
Okay, so now I have to tag 8 people…
Crap, I’m so bad at this part. Okay, this is free for all! Do it if you want. 