Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

We have a neighborhood bunny who has decided our backyard is the perfect place to poop. He has his favorite spot picked out, and he stops by nightly.

One day, I was taking Petey for a walk around the backyard (this means I’m waiting for him to pee or poop). He came across something on the ground and started chewing it up. I thought it was just dirt or grass. He likes those.

“Petey! What’s in your mouth?” I yelled, as if he would answer.

He looked up at me with a doggy grin while little pieces of bunny poop fell out the sides as he chewed.

“Bad dog!”

I had to stick my fingers in there and dig out what I could. You would have thought he hit the jackpot, he loves bunny poop!

In his defense, it does look kind of like his dry food. Petey has never been a poop eater, so maybe he just thought he was taste testing a new flavor of food. Anyway, I see the bunny from time to time. He says “Howdy” to me. How neighborly!

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Tue, May 15, 2007 @ 12:09 am | Filed in Humor | Permalink 2 Comments

    Aw, I wanna see him. I love little critters that just show up in your life, unannounced, and visit. But, I don’t think I’d eat their poop….

    Posted by Lewis on Tue, May 15, 2007 @ 6:28 pm

      Was it baked or fried? I won’t ask if it was in a gravy…

      Posted by DEL on Tue, May 15, 2007 @ 10:51 pm

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