Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

Two of my readers recently e-mailed me some interesting questions, and one asked if I would either post my response on the blog or send it back via e-mail. Well, I think they are both questions worth discussing, so I’m answering each here. Obviously, I won’t include their names.

So for Question #1, I was asked how a man should prepare to receive anal sex. That’s a great question and it’s something every gay man has to ask at some point.

I’ll go ahead and divulge this little secret - the first time I had sex with a guy, he wasn’t “prepared”. My dick came out looking like a fudgesicle. True story. He was mortified. I was (surprisingly) not that freaked out. The only thing I cared about was making it to the finish line. :P

You should start by making sure you have a healthy diet. Your poop should be solid and pass without strain. You should also have a fairly clean swipe on your toilet paper. If you don’t, it may be due to drinking too much coffee or not getting enough fiber in your diet. It could also be from stress. There are many factors, but the bottom line is that a clean swipe is a good sign.

If you have clean bowel movements, it means preparing for anal sex will be much easier. So let’s assume everything was clean. Make sure you have a bowel movement prior to having sex. Then, I recommend using a lubricated finger and poking around up there.

If you do feel something, remove your finger and see if you can squeeze it out. Be gentle and don’t hurt yourself. I recommend this because if there’s anything on your finger, that means the sex will be messy. Prevention is your friend!

So let’s say everything was good up there. Take a shower or bath, whichever you prefer. Pay attention to cleaning your hole, but don’t be aggressive because you can tear the lining. Just clean it like you normally would.

You’ve probably heard a lot about enemas. Well, enemas are not advised. First, they can damage the inner lining and cause irritation. If you do them often, you can lose the ability to have natural bowel movements.

Also, if you aren’t clean enough to have anal sex after a normal bowel movement, the enema will usually just make it worse.

If you’re eating healthy and have a normal bowel cycle, preparing for anal sex should be easy! Just be sure you’re clean first, because you’ll feel confident, and your partner will appreciate it too.

Life is not always perfect. Remember, I ended up with poop on my dick during my first time. These things do happen, but just laugh them off and go on!

And, as I must always say, be sure to have safe sex! No excuses, ever! Your partner should respect your health and his own. :)

Here are some helpful links to get you started:

Happy Humping!

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Sun, May 6, 2007 @ 11:50 pm | Filed in Questions, Sex | Permalink 9 Comments

    Wise words of advice. I’ve been there and done that. hehehe

    Posted by VJnet on Mon, May 7, 2007 @ 12:30 am

      That’s more like the Nathan we know and love… a post about doggy farts closely followed by one on poop! :)

      Posted by Tom on Mon, May 7, 2007 @ 5:20 am

        Good Lord. I am speechless about this post. And for me, speechless is rare.

        Posted by purpletwinkie on Mon, May 7, 2007 @ 11:24 am

          Good advice.
          Not sure why, but the word “poop” makes me giggle, kinda like “moist” does.

          Posted by jasontt33 on Mon, May 7, 2007 @ 1:57 pm

            Good answer. It might also be good to add that the reciever needs to relax as much as possible as it will help with any possible associated pain. Just a thought…

            Posted by TJ on Mon, May 7, 2007 @ 3:15 pm

              Shit happens.

              Posted by Lewis on Mon, May 7, 2007 @ 3:48 pm

                The funny thing is that I can actually hear you saying this out loud…especially the word “poop.” I am printing this post, copying, and pasting on the wall of every gay bar men’s room in San Francisco!

                Posted by DanNation on Mon, May 7, 2007 @ 5:16 pm

                  I love it when you go into teaching mode. I also think you should give a little attention to stretching and relaxing exercises (partner exercises, of courses). That might be a fun followup teaching post.

                  Posted by DEL on Mon, May 7, 2007 @ 5:28 pm

                    I wish you had included diagrams!

                    Posted by john on Tue, May 8, 2007 @ 1:00 am

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