Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

I can take a hint. I’ve been featured on your site twice within one month. I’ve received flowers from a “secret admirer”. I get anonymous phone calls in the middle of the night, with silence on the other end of the line.

So you’re in love with me. And that’s okay. These things happen to me all the time. But why don’t you grow a pair and contact me for an interview on your site? I know you’ve been wanting to for a long time.

I’ve finally recovered from the fact that you didn’t award me for the Best Gay Blog of 2006. I know… it was “voted by the people.” Yeah yeah… I know how politics work. Do you really believe over 50% of voters chose Bush in 2004? I think not. It’s a scandal!

I guess I can forgive you. But next time you break into the house to roll around in my dirty underwear, please be sure to put them back in the basket when you’re done.

Thanks, peach.

xoxo
Nathan

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Thu, Mar 1, 2007 @ 8:54 am | Filed in Blogs | Permalink 4 Comments

    can i roll around in your dirty underwear if i put them back?

    Posted by aboutaboy on Thu, Mar 1, 2007 @ 1:36 pm

      Hey, sounds like I’m right there with fellow pervert aboutaboy. Anytime, anyplace. And I promise to have them cleaned, starched (ick), folded and returned before morning. Oh, and Rodney can be there too.

      Posted by Lewis on Thu, Mar 1, 2007 @ 4:22 pm

        We would love to interview you - but although we’ve figured out where you live and have been able to attain some of your personals…we don’t have an email address… :)

        Posted by bestgayblogs on Fri, Mar 2, 2007 @ 1:30 pm

          wow you really know how to work a room
          just signed up after a year of reading your blog
          i think you are great

          Posted by darren on Wed, Mar 7, 2007 @ 10:49 am

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