Today was a really nice day. Rodney and I took Petey to the park to enjoy the weather. Petey has never been to a park before, so he was very excited. In fact, he peed all over the place. 3 times.
We even got to see a real-life homosexual in his natural habitat, parked in his car, cruising for sex. I didn’t know that homosexuals came out in the daylight. I thought they were like vampires, and only came out at night. But anyway…

[Above] Petey and I strike a pose… okay, well I did. Petey was busy.

[Above] I can fly higher than an eagle. You are the wind beneath…

[Above] Hello, camera