Nathan Exposed » the pee auditions

I have many questions about life. Random thoughts pop into my head, and then I have to analyze them.

So let’s talk about watersports… or more specifically, how people audition to to be in watersports porn.

When I go to a job interview, I get nervous and have to pee a lot. Being nervous is natural, of course. So what happens when an actor goes to try out for a watersports film? I’m sure he’s a little nervous, at least the first time. Not only do they have to be naked in front of strangers, but they also have to pee for them? Wow, talk about pressure.

So does it work in the reverse? If a person says “Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom before we start.” does the director stop them and say “Wait, why don’t you just pee in front of me?”

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not making fun of porn stars who do watersports movies. I can just see some ~~pissed~~ ticked off actor responding to this. I’m just saying the auditions must be pretty interesting.

Wed, Jan 24, 2007 @ 7:43 am | Filed in Humor, Gay, Sex | Permalink

5 Comments

I guess you would have to remember to drink lots of water before the interview.
Be pee shy would be a real issue there, I think.

Posted by DEL on Wed, Jan 24, 2007 @ 10:24 am

Some of life’s little mysteries are best not investigated further

Posted by Tom on Wed, Jan 24, 2007 @ 3:01 pm

Oh Nathan … how I want to meet you in real life … I bet the first thing you’d say to me would have something to do with bodily functions. LOL.

Posted by enihsnus on Wed, Jan 24, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

I suppose that if you’re pee shy, you probably wouldn’t be auditioning for a watersports role….but, who knows! And, as many would probably agree, it is also much harder (no pun intended) to pee with a hard-on. Do you supposed you …….well, never mind…..too many varied questions and thoughts here………

Posted by Lewis on Wed, Jan 24, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

I haven’t been archive digging, but there sure seems to be a lot of poo and pee here. I think there are some fetishes in the making.

Posted by purpletwinkie on Wed, Jan 24, 2007 @ 11:40 pm