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men will fuck anything

The one thing that straight women must understand about men is that they will stick their dick in anything. I betcha won’t get that kind of information in your Cosmo magazine, will you ladies?

Seriously. Food, vacuums, couch cushions, in between pillows, we’ll try anything. Not that I would ever stick my dick in a foreign object.

Anyway, Cory and I were talking about this T-Shirt from Penny Arcade. A story ensued about a juicer fucking fruit.

So then I just had to tell him about this video of a man fucking a watermelon:

Well next, Rey tells me about this video of pumpkin fucking:

Ladies, just understand this: we will fuck almost anything.

Wed, Jan 10, 2007 @ 7:58 pm | Filed in Humor, Gay | Permalink

5 Comments

Do you think he and his friends ate the watermelon afterwards?

Posted by Rey on Wed, Jan 10, 2007 @ 9:55 pm

I’m gonna guess that he is a frat boy. Frats do this stuff all the time.

Posted by fuzzycubnsc on Thu, Jan 11, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

Holy Crap! I’ve heard of that, but this is a first for me to actually see it. Yowsah.

Posted by Steve on Thu, Jan 11, 2007 @ 2:46 pm

I wonder why a watermelon??? its very popular I should try it sometime hehe- pumpkin pie anyone? haha

Posted by alexsander on Thu, Jan 11, 2007 @ 3:21 pm

That looks fun! Haha Kidding but it is interesting that they decided to do a melon.

Posted by Magnus on Mon, Jan 15, 2007 @ 11:30 pm