I always feel like I’m the last one to know about these things. I guess every other Big Brother fan already knew about it.

In Big Brother 7 All Stars, guys are using the storage trunk by the pool as a place to masturbate. It’s called the “Jack Shack”. Howie started it last year, and now Mike is doing it.

The clip below shows Mike crawling into the trunk with a plastic bag and toilet paper, plus some Lubriderm lotion. Initially, Howie had been taking off his microphone while he did it. Now, the producers have caught on and in this clip, they hold a microphone right over the trunk so they can pick up all the sounds.

You can hear the squishing sound of the lotion, and then you hear Mike moaning as he cums. Nothing is sacred in the Big Brother house.

yes, I’ve known of the jackshack since last year, but the video this morning was a bonus!

What is wrong with these people? This is one of the seven signs of the Apocalypse. “AND THE JACK SHACK SHALL COMETH” pun fully intended.