Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

On multiple occasions, I’ve had dreams about Madonna. I saw her in person when she was filming “A League of Their Own” in Indiana, and she’s had a continuous role in my life ever since.

I don’t remember most of my dreams, but I do know that many take place in my childhood. I guess my subconscious mind has never grown up, and I always return to my hometown. In this particular episode, I was with my childhood friend Cathy. We were pushing a wheel barrel up a very steep hill, and it had 2 headless bodies and one live man in it. They were under a white sheet.

The barrel was just too heavy and we couldn’t get it up the hill. The man came out from under the sheets, took control of the barrel, and pushed it up the hill, with himself still in it. (Yes, I know that isn’t humanly possible.)

We were supposed to take the bodies to Madonna’s house. We wheeled them in, but it was early morning and nobody was awake. We placed the bodies in a spare bed, where a sheet continued to cover the headless corpses, and the man decided to rest. We were very tired too, so we crawled into bed with them.

Eventually the bodies made me uncomfortable, so we decided to go downstairs to play. Before doing so, I wanted to see Madonna. I was told that she wasn’t home, but I didn’t believe it. I tip-toed over to her bedroom, and opened the door. She was asleep on her stomach in silk pajamas. The door disturbed her and she moved to look over at me. I quickly closed the door and ran downstairs.

When Cathy and I got there, we were surrounded by huge spiders. We ran back upstairs to get away from them. At this point, I was really starting to get disturbed by the bodies. I kept wishing an adult would come around soon. That’s where the dream stops.

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Mon, Jul 10, 2006 @ 12:08 pm | Filed in Dreams | Permalink 11 Comments

    Wow. That is a seriously awesome dream. I’m sure there is something psycho-sexual about you climbing into the bed with the bodies. I love the way an already weird dream will just throw a giant spider in for effect. For me it’s always velociraptors, and Harrison Ford.

    Posted by Pete Parker on Mon, Jul 10, 2006 @ 1:35 pm

      Wow, I studied dream interpretation in college and that one is rife with symbols and psychosexual implications. I’ll have to unravel it when I have time, but seriously, I already see where it’s going and it’s quite, ummm… screwy.

      Posted by Mr. Secret on Mon, Jul 10, 2006 @ 2:47 pm

        You and Cathy were very morbid kids. :P LOL.

        Posted by enihsnus on Mon, Jul 10, 2006 @ 4:59 pm

          Holy crap, Nathan! Whatever it is you’re doing before you go to bed, stop it! I’m like you, too. I really don’t remember my dreams, either.

          Posted by Steve on Mon, Jul 10, 2006 @ 6:36 pm

            You sick little monkey! I WISH I could have freaky dreams like that!

            Posted by john on Mon, Jul 10, 2006 @ 10:10 pm

              Psycho-sexual, huh? I’d love to hear what you mean…I don’t know anything about dream analysis, other than this was a really scary one :D

              Posted by Nathan on Mon, Jul 10, 2006 @ 10:40 pm

                wowsers! And what did you have for dinner? Funny cause I hardly ever remember my dreams unless they:
                1) Wake me up
                2) Are just to damn cool/wierd
                3) Scare the hell out of me

                So what color were the pjs? hehe

                Posted by Shadowmichael on Mon, Jul 10, 2006 @ 10:47 pm

                  Hey Michael

                  Actually, all 3 of those took place! It woke me up early, scared me, and was very weird :)

                  I don’t particularly enjoy spiders or dead bodies.

                  Interesting question about the PJ’s! Hers were a royal purple with a tinge of gold-ish colored lining.

                  Posted by Nathan on Mon, Jul 10, 2006 @ 10:57 pm

                    Nathan has dreams about women? (even involving dead bodies, but still…) Who’d have thunk it?!

                    Posted by Tom on Tue, Jul 11, 2006 @ 6:59 am

                      I can’t wait for the interpretation and the next episode….

                      Posted by ynager65 on Tue, Jul 11, 2006 @ 8:07 am

                        Was this my first comment on your blog as “Mr. Secret”??

                        Posted by Rey Rey on Sat, Oct 6, 2007 @ 9:37 am

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