Am I the only one who is sick of this ridiculous obsession with celebrity babies? Now that Tomkat’s baby has been born, Brangelina are the new hot item. OMFG! They had a baby in Africa. Wow!
What’s even more sad is that we all knew exactly who I meant when I said Tomkat and Brangelina. Bleh.
I just don’t get it. Yes, babies are cute. I love babies. But people flock to see the first glimpse of these children as if they are the second coming of Christ. No matter how adorable they are, I’m pretty sure they look like every other baby.
If I’d just become a parent, I wouldn’t want a bunch of people lurking outside my window. Just because you pay to see their movies does not mean you own a piece of their soul.
We spent a nice long weekend visiting family in Illinois. Included in our visit was Rodney’s grandmother, who is in the hospital.
Let me preface by saying she’s 90 years-old, and shockingly alert and independent for her age. She had a few minor health problems, which are being worked out. Nothing to worry about there.
While visiting, my head was filled with questions about life. I hope Rodney and I make it to 90. Actually, I have often said I want to live forever. The thought of growing older and eventually dying terrifies me. I have not found peace with the concept.
On a more negative note, I often fear that I will die alone. I have surrounded myself with people who are older than I am, because I really relate to them better. Even Rodney is 11 years older than I am. And that’s all well and fine, but I know that statistically, I really probably will die alone.
Having said that, life is not worth living if it’s lived in fear. I do my best to be optimistic. When I am faced with situations like a 90 year old person, however, I can’t help thinking about life in the long run.
Tue, May 30, 2006 @ 6:59 am | Filed in Life | Permalink
It’s hard to believe, but the Sex edition of my blog has been active for almost 2 months now. We’ve had some good times together, haven’t we?
I thought I would recap the products I’ve featured in case you missed any. I’ve received some interesting messages from readers about the products, so I take it you guys are having a good time
Earlier this year, I learned that a lot of gay men sit down to pee. WH-WH-WHAT?! I laughed and thought that was just the girliest thing. But now I realize I was wrong.
Rodney usually cleans the bathrooms, so I’ve never had to endure the disgusting task of cleaning around the toilet. But a month ago, I noticed the bathroom smelled like piss. Yuck. I immediately got to work and cleaned the entire floor and toilet.
Then, in passing, I said to Rodney “You know, the bathroom was disgusting. You really need to be more careful about pissing all over the floor and toilet.”
Rodney quickly corrected me. “Excuse me, I sit down and pee. If there is piss all over the floor and toilet, it’s because you can’t aim!”
REVELATION!
Oh my God, I am a filthy pisser who splatters! I learned my lesson. A few weeks ago, I gave up my dirty habit and started sitting down to pee. The bathroom has never looked (or smelled) better! Now I know how lesbians feel
I do still stand up in public restrooms. I hate public toilets, and avoid sitting on them at all costs. But at home, I am a very clean pisser.
I recently manscaped, I wipe when I pee, and now I sit down at home. Yes, I sound like a total girl. But I do believe I have one of the cleanest penises in the universe! So gentlemen, think about that next time you go to the bathroom.
And if you think this idea is stupid, you’re obviously not the one who cleans the toilets in your house…
Fri, May 26, 2006 @ 11:34 am | Filed in Humor | Permalink
I saw this hilarious short film on Logo last night, and loved it! This is a clever, and well directed parody of the 1950’s lifestyle, filled with sexual innuendo. Robert Gant, who played Ben on Queer As Folk plays the father, who works as a fudge-packer.
I love the month of May. It is my favorite month of the year. For some reason, it is always fun, interesting, or life changing.
9 years ago - I was 15 and I had just gotten internet access at home. Up until then, my gay feelings remained in the closet and I didn’t have an outlet. But the internet gave me the freedom to explore. I remember going online and searching for “gay”. I stumbled upon a website of gay porn. The very sexual photo I ever saw of 2 men was a guy sucking on this monster cock. It was taken from an awesome angle, and I went back to look at it everyday.
I also discovered the wonder of chatrooms. That’s where I met my first internet “boyfriend”. One of the hot songs at the time was “I Want You” by Savage Garden, and this guy’s chat handle was “SavageFan”. I wanted to savage this guy’s garden, if you know what I mean
He had a nude photo of himself, and I thought he was the hottest thing. My chat handle, by the way, was SweetDreams15. HA! I know, that’s hilarious now. But at the time, I received a lot of private messages, that’s for sure.
5 years ago - I still lived in Illinois, and Rodney and I were 2 months into our relationship. It was still the honeymoon period, and we were still adjusting to each other’s personality. We were some fiery queens, you know. Imagine all the attitude of Whitney Houston and multiply it by two. That was us. I guess we’ve mellowed out a lot. But there’s nothing better than young love in the spring.
3 years ago - I was preparing for college graduation, with a GPA of 4.0, and I was very proud of my accomplishments. It was a really good time. I actually skipped college when I graduated high school. I went right into working as a graphic designer. But I’m glad I finally decided to go to college, because it was the smartest thing I’ve ever done.
1 year ago - I had a job lined up in Nashville and we were making our plans to move. I’ve changed so much in such a short amount of time. Thanks to blogging, and the extremely open atmosphere I work in, I’m finally able to be myself.
Thu, May 25, 2006 @ 7:04 am | Filed in Life | Permalink
I’d like your feedback on e-commerce sites. Most of you probably shop online, and I’m sure you have your favorites.
What is the number one thing that you see on a homepage that draws you in? What features make you feel safe and secure that it’s a reputable website? And what are some of your favorite websites for shopping online?
I’m asking this simply because I’m a designer and I like doing research sometimes. Most of you are internet savvy people, and I value your opinions. Don’t worry, I’m not opening up an online store for dildos *sarcasm*. I’d just like to know what’s popular and what you like in today’s online market.
I think it’s a universal rule. Every neighborhood is required to have one family that pretty much lives outside.
I’m talking about the people who pay for a house, and literally stand around in their driveway or front porch all day and night, just socializing.
There’s nothing really *wrong* with doing this. Obviously there is no law against it. I guess it’s just one of those little things that irritates me.
Lucky for me, these neighbors live behind us. Yay! Whenever I go outside, or even look outside, it seems they are there. Can I have a little privacy, please?
When the windows are open, there is a constant stream of chatter that becomes the soundtrack in my head. They aren’t loud or obnoxious, it’s just a never-ending flow of small talk. And it’s just subtle enough to drive me crazy…like the tick tock of a clock.
This isn’t really a rant. It’s merely a note because you all know exactly what family I’m talking about. And if you don’t…well, you probably are that family
Mon, May 22, 2006 @ 6:44 pm | Filed in Humor | Permalink
Last night was the season finale of “Desperate Housewives”. A lot has changed since my post in November, which complained about how boring it had become.
You know, my relationship with the show is just like any other relationship. The first season was the honeymoon period. I loved everything about it, and it could do no wrong in my eyes. I anticipated each episode.
The second season was the period where the relationship sets in. You see each other all the time, and become a bit bored. You start thinking about seeing other shows instead, but you’re already emotionally invested and you hate to break it off.
But actually the second season really turned out well. Bree went off the deep end. She was like the Whitney Houston of Wisteria Lane. It was a trainwreck, and I loved it.
And Gabrielle became the surprise mother-figure. Kudos to Eva Longoria for the heart wrenching performance she gave when her adopted baby was taken away. That scene actually made me tear up. She was so good.
I could go on about all the characters, but you get the point. My only complaint is the dialogue when Gabrielle found out Carlos was cheating. Her character responded with simple sarcasm, and a flaky attempt to make the situation humurous (the old “throwing-clothes-on-the-lawn” trick).
After all her growth, I think the Gabrielle character would be heartbroken. She had become a monogamous wife, with a passion to have a family. Her plans were shattered and she was so calm about it.
So that’s my 2 cents on Desperate Housewives. Now that it’s ended on such a high note, I dread the whole summer without it! Rodney and I are looking forward to season 3.
I don’t want to neglect my readers with a taste for leather, so I’m featuring 3 hot products this week just for you.
The Ball Cage
This is a combination leather cock strap and ball spreader made of durable black leather. It features 5 adjustable snaps for the base of the penis so you can find the right comfort and fit. There is also an adjustable strap that spreads through the middle of your balls. A stainless steel ring is attached to the ball strap so you can attach a leash if you’re into role playing. This is a hot accessory for you kinky bitches out there
This movie takes place on Leather Night in an L.A. sex club.
The evening begins with a hot scene that turns into an all-out gang banging orgy. Then the fun continues in a leather sling and leads up to a 6 man finale of rimming and cocksucking.
Maybe you’re just looking for a straight-forward cock strap.
This 14 inch strap is perfect, especially for first time users. It’s made of durable leather and features 10 snaps so it can quickly be adjusted to fit any penis size.