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Nightmares of Goatse

goatse Before I tell you about my dream, I should preface by introducting Goatse. If you don’t know about Goatse, here’s the scoop. In 1999, photos of a man spreading his ass open like a Thanksgiving turkey surfaced on the net. The photos originated on a site called goatse.cx. They have been used to shock and startle internet users ever since.

There are hundreds of Goatse parodies. Nobody seems to know exactly who he is, but the graphic photo of his asshole remains a classic.

Anyway, I had a nightmare about Goatse a few nights ago. The spirit of him had possessed my paper shredder and he was trying to grind up our pets. He was an evil, hungry little paper shredder with a magnetic force to draw the animals towards him.

The only way to stop him was to break the curse by writing some sort of spell on paper, and then feeding the paper to him. In the dream, I did that and the spell freed the spirit of Goatse from our paper shredder. All was safe again in the household.

Whatta dream, eh?

Click here to see the real Goatse (Warning: VERY GRAPHIC!)

Wed, Apr 19, 2006 @ 8:15 am | Filed in Humor, Gay, Dreams | Permalink

9 Comments

Ummm, Nathan… You’re sick! Anyone who knows about Goatse is sick sick sick! When I learned about it a year ago, I put it out of my head… I didn’t look it up anymore on the internet… I didn’t find the fruit danish with the icing in the shape of goatse’d hands… I didn’t find the website of goatse’d cartoons and parodies… I didn’t see the new iPod cover that looks like a goatse’d protector sleeve… and no, I didn’t click on that link you just put up. No, I di’nt.

Yuck. Sicko.

Posted by Mr. Secret on Wed, Apr 19, 2006 @ 2:28 pm

Whateva, I know you jack off to Goatse at night. Lick. It.

Posted by Nathan on Wed, Apr 19, 2006 @ 5:46 pm

Eeew… Eeew… Eeeew. And if you go to Robert’s blog, Mr. HappySad, he has the iPod Goatse cover…

Y’all are sick. But I still love you.

Posted by Mr. Secret on Wed, Apr 19, 2006 @ 9:48 pm

Congratulations Mr. Secret. You’ve just earned yourself a spot on my new podcast

Posted by Nathan on Wed, Apr 19, 2006 @ 9:50 pm

i have not seen the goaste. and after hearing about your nightmare, i am actually too afraid to look!! please do not try to surprise me with it. haha!

Posted by ¡viva la graham! on Thu, Apr 20, 2006 @ 8:04 am

OK…I just threw up a little in my mouth…that was not graphic is was just plain gross…I had to look away.

Posted by Scotty on Thu, Apr 20, 2006 @ 8:33 am

No paper shredder! NO PAPER SHREDDER!!!! NOOOOO!

Posted by Robert on Fri, Apr 21, 2006 @ 12:14 am

I just heard your podcast on this. Very nicely done Nathan. It’s right up there with ‘em shows from the History Channel! BRAVO!!

I think that Goatse guy is actually one of the pod people! Oh and I just read your 100 things, very nice sweetie!

Posted by Robert on Fri, Apr 21, 2006 @ 6:37 pm

Ooh ooh and the ‘bath tub girl’.. when I first saw it, I laughed, and then I cried, and then I laughed again! bahaha!

Posted by Robert on Fri, Apr 21, 2006 @ 6:41 pm