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Well unfortunately, if 2 guys are circumsized, they can never feel the sensation of docking…or can they? The Boi Toyz Docking Sleeve feels like real flesh and lets you enjoy docking without having a foreskin. I’ve always thought this was a hot concept and two of my readers bought this earlier in the week. So now I think it’s worth mentioning! You get all the hot advantages of docking an uncut penis and just think about how hot it will be when both of you shoot your load together. You can also use it for solo masturbation because it has a ribbed interior for added stimulation. Boi Toyz is the same trusted company that makes the popular Boi Toyz Fab Cock, which I featured a few weeks ago. They are highly rated on AdamMale.com because their products feel like real skin.
SAY WHAT?!A Spanish version of our National Anthem was released by British music producer Adam Kidron. In retaliation, George W. responded with this fucked up remark: “I think the national anthem ought to be sung in English, and I think people who want to be a citizen of this country ought to learn English and they ought to learn to sing the national anthem in English.” First of all, Mr. President, maybe YOU should learn English! I don’t think using the word “ought” is proper English. Further more, how dare you say that people “ought to learn English” if they want to be a citizen in this country! Are we that prejudiced? Do we now require our citizens to fully speak the English language? There are thousands of U.S. citizens who speak foreign languages. Does that mean they don’t deserve to be in America? Yesterday I posted a story about a Hispanic boy in Texas who was beaten and raped with a metal pipe. If our own President is making statements like this, just think of the example he’s setting for Americans. He’s saying it’s okay to talk down to our Spanish speaking community, and that kind of behavior spawns hate crimes like the one that happened recently. Fuck you with a big metal pipe, Bush.
Has anyone heard about this hate crime in Texas? A hispanic boy allegedly tried to kiss a white girl at a party. As a result, 2 white guys beat the hispanic boy, raped him with a metal pipe, poured bleach over him, and left him to do die. The victim was discovered 12 hours later and is now in critical condition. Unfortunately, it is believed he will die because of the internal injuries. But I do pray that he survives, because it’s a sad way to go. And if he does survive, can you even imagine the life he is going to live? He will be so terrified of white people. He will never be the same. WHY THE FUCK do white people think they have the right to do this?! Can you even imagine the suffering he went through? Why kind of fuckhead would stick a metal pipe up someone’s rectum and then pour bleach on him? This cruelty makes me so sad. The jerks who committed the crime have been arrested and they are identified as Keith Robert Turner, 17, and David Henry Tuck, 18. I hope they get what’s coming to them.
Welcome to the Nathan 101 class! Thanks to everyone who took the “How Well Do You Know Me” quiz! It was fun reading people’s answers. One person got a perfect score…and since the queen didn’t publish his name, I’ll keep his identity secret. 1) What is Nathan’s favorite movie? The majority of you thought it was Glitter. Although Mariah Carey is my favorite singer, my favorite movie is Alfred Hitchock’s classic Psycho. Read the post where this answer appeared. 2) What is Nathan’s current job? Most of you got this one correct. The answer is Graphic Designer. Yep, it’s been my profession for 9 years now. I love it. Read the post where this answer appeared. 3) How old is Nathan? I knew this would throw people off. I rarely talk about my age, and actually most people think I am older. The majority of you guessed 28. But actually I’m 24. That’s okay…some days I act 50. Read the post where this answer appeared. 4) What state did Nathan grow up in? Most of you thought North Carolina and Tennessee. I lived in Illinois for the first 19 years of my life. My partner Rodney and I moved to North Carolina for 3 years, and then moved to Tennessee last year to be closer to our family in Illinois. Read the post where this answer appeared. 5) What religion does Nathan consider himself? Wow! I didn’t know my religious beliefs were so unknown. A lot of people guessed Atheist. No, I’m quite the opposite. I was raised Catholic and still believe in some of the teachings of the church. Deep down, I’m a very conservative person. I believe very strongly in God, and have carried a Rosary in my pocket for about 14 years now. It was sent to me by Mother Teresa and I consider it my protection from harm. Read the post where this answer appeared. 6) What is Nathan’s least favorite month? January, for sure. It’s the longest, coldest month and filled with cloudy days. I suppose it would be very different if I lived on the West Coast or in another country, like Australia, where January is hot. Read the post where this answer appeared. 7) What did Nathan consider the worst gift ever? HA! I loved this one. Most of you thought it was a certificate claiming a star had been named in my honor. Has anybody heard of that scam? Well, that’s never happened to me. But I did receive a homemade thong last Christmas from Rodney’s sister-in-law. Actually, she made matching thongs, one for each of us. Bleh! Read the post where this answer appeared. Embedded WMV files that auto-play. A lot of the blogs I visited used to have them set and they would automatically start blaring some annoying music video or song when I visited the blog. Sometimes they were buried so deep, I couldn’t find them to turn them off. I wrote a detailed rant about it, and many readers agreed with me. In a matter of days, the WMV videos disappeared from a lot of blogs. I believe I helped make the blog world a better place. Read the post where this answer appeared. 9) What did Nathan dress as for the Ellen Degeneres Halloween show? A pimp, baby! Rodney was dressed as Elton John and I was dressed as a pimp. We had so much fun at the show last year! Read the post where this answer appeared. 10) How many pets do Nathan and Rodney have? 3 pets. A lot of you didn’t know this. We have 2 cats, Purr Purr and Prissy, and 1 dog, Petey. They are really sweet animals. Sometimes cats are big snobs, but I think we really picked them well. All 3 of our pets are very loving.
On a daily basis, I get rudely cut off by some asshole. They just come on over into my lane, abruptly making me slam on my breaks…no turn signal, no warnings, nothing. What exactly is going through someone’s mind when they decide to jump in front of moving traffic without any turn signal? Why would you purposely want to make someone slam on their brakes and risk getting your car smashed to pieces? I don’t get it. Last Friday, this old man actually came into my lane on my right side. We were sharing a lane and he tried to run me off into the grass! WTF?! Of all things, he had the nerve to honk at me as he was running me off the road…. Like I had done something wrong. He got in front of me and then puttered along. I tailgaited him, laying on my horn and flipping him off. I did this for awhile, and he looked terrified. Finally I got into the next lane and just stared at him. He looked like he was about to cry. I don’t mean to be so hateful, but I don’t understand why people have to be such assholes. The worst thing is when they cut you off and then speed along, only to end up right next to you at a red light. Again, WTF? After cutting me off and speeding away, they haven’t gotten any further. We’re still side by side at a light. DON’T BE A RUDE DRIVER. It doesn’t pay off, it puts you in danger of having a serious wreck, and you rarely get any further along on the road. And if you fuck with someone like me, I will follow you
We had spent 2 exhausting days touring homes all over Nashville and its suburbs. We had fallen in love with a house in Hermitage, and felt it was the one. But we still had one more day of touring ahead of us, and were working to keep an open mind. Sunday - LaVergne, Smyrna, and Murfreesboro LaVergne was first. Holy hell, what is this place? This town has absolutely nothing. I’m not exaggerating. There isn’t shit to do there. It’s an industrial town with like one Food Lion. That’s it. Okay, I’m sorry. Maybe one of my readers is from there and likes it. Let’s just say it wasn’t right for me. The first house was taken right out of a horror film. I cannot even describe the awful feeling we got when we walked in it. Something very bad happened there. In context, the house was a good size, well maintained, and all that. But something made our hairs stand up on our necks. Even our Realtors admitted feeling strange. They left all their furniture behind. But it was obvious nobody lived there. The heat was turned off, the clocks had stopped in the kitchen. There was a collage on the bedroom wall of this man named Nathan. Can you believe that? Nathan. One the photos was a “sexy” one. I giggled a little. His wife, I forget her name, also had her name on some marriage plaque. But there were no photos of her. Come to think of it, all the photos of her were missing. Weird. We went on to another house in LaVergne, which Rodney LOVED. I failed to take any pictures of it, which really annoyed him. Oops, sorry.
I realize wallpaper is cosmetic, and can be removed. But we all had a very hard time overlooking it. I’m not kidding, it was a lot of work. And a lot of flowers. Our final stop was in Murfreesboro. Of all the towns outside Nashville, this was the furthest away. Most of my friends from work live in this town. My first impression of Murfreesboro was negative. A lot of the homes we toured were in a specific area, which I call “cookie cutter”. I hate cookie cutter neighborhoods with a passion. You know the type. All of the houses look exactly the same. All the roads are completely flat and boring. There is no architecture or history. There are no large trees. Everything has just been planted in the ground. I love neighborhoods with a history. I love large, beautiful trees, especially in the spring. Cookie cutter neighborhoods like this piss me off. I was ready to call it a day. Rodney loved a house in LaVergne (the one I took zero pictures of) and I loved the house in Hermitage (which I had 20 pictures of). We had a decision to make, and needed time to think. Right before we left, our Realtors introduced us to a popular builder in Murfreesboro. “Hey, there is this one house for sale,” the builder told us. “Okay,” I said impatiently. “Let’s have a look”…
I borrowed this idea from Eddy. This 10 question quiz lets me know just how well you know me. Every question comes straight from my blog, so there are no trick questions. Play along and let me know how you did.
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Lately there seems to be an increase in crazy ass drivers around Nashville. Although drivers are crazy everyday, I’ve noticed a definite increase in the past week. Have high gas prices made people crazy?
