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bleach Is it real or simply an urban legend?

Apparently anal bleaching is a hot trend growing in popularity. The concept is simple - lighten the color around your asshole so that is doesn’t look like…well…an asshole.

So I’ve done my research, and there is actually very little documentation about it. Apparently it’s very top secret. Most sites consider it a joke or a myth.

The first mainstream discussion of anal bleaching was in April 2000, when gossip columnist Ted Casablanca reported that Lara Flynn Boyle was having her anus bleached. (That damn Lara, she’s always stirring up trouble.)

So is it real or not?

Apparently it is, and it doesn’t involve bleach at all. The chemicals involved in anal bleaching are simply skin lighteners, similar to what people use to even out dark spots on their face or body.

Who would bleach their asshole? I think assholes look just fine the way they are. Is there no end to the cosmetic craziness people will go through?

I guarantee this trend all started with some silly housewife in Beverly Hills. I can just see her and her friends running out to get their assholes bleached, along with their botox and lip injections.

Bleh.

Wed, Feb 22, 2006 @ 6:42 pm | Filed in Humor, Gay | Permalink

10 Comments

I am sure if I tell my Sister In Law about this, she will go out and do this. Thing is, I don’t think anyone ever sees her naked, even her husband (my brother). She is very frigid.

Posted by Scott C on Wed, Feb 22, 2006 @ 4:32 pm

I’m sure MargOH! Channing knows about this trend?

Posted by Dan on Wed, Feb 22, 2006 @ 4:35 pm

I *have* heard about this. And yeah, it sounds kinda nutty.

Posted by Steve on Wed, Feb 22, 2006 @ 5:06 pm

There’s a place in the san fernando valley that does that. They also do all over body waxing. There was an article about it in the Village Voice last year.

Posted by Joseph G on Wed, Feb 22, 2006 @ 5:30 pm

We had a tv programme called Cosmetic Surgery Live over here in the UK and it featured a lady having this procedure done.

In graphic close up.

Posted by Jonathan on Thu, Feb 23, 2006 @ 7:28 am

Jonathan - really? that would be interesting to see

Posted by Nathan on Thu, Feb 23, 2006 @ 10:43 am

Not only have I had mine bleached, I had extra starch too. It’s now crisp as ever.

Posted by purpletwinkie on Thu, Feb 23, 2006 @ 1:04 pm

Bleach on your ass??? Um no…not unless you want a case of screaming flaming ass.

Posted by cindy on Thu, Feb 23, 2006 @ 1:37 pm

Just another example of cosmetic procedure craziness. I agree with you, assholes look just fine the way they are!

Posted by Thom on Thu, Feb 23, 2006 @ 8:09 pm

so my one of my coworkers told me that she bleached her asshole. she was like…”you know since we’re asian, we dont have pink assholes like the white girls in the pornos? ours are more of a purple color?” and i was like…”yeah” she said, i looked up some things on the internet and realized that i can go to the ethnic hair care isle at my local walmart and buy the Palmers Skin Success skin lightening cream and bleach my ass hole. so she did and she said in 3 days it was pink….so i tried it…i did it last night AND THAT SHIT IS PINK TODAY!!!!

its so much more aesthetically pleasing to the eye. Much better for the perpetrator of a rim job. hahahha

Posted by Yutaka Takitani on Sun, Feb 17, 2008 @ 7:51 pm