Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

This has officially been the worst Christmas ever.

I caught some sort of mega-flu over the weekend and spent Christmas in the hospital. I started out with diarrhea and then graduated to vomiting (yep, I know you really wanted to know that). After throwing up 15 times, I knew things weren’t getting any better.

Rodney drove me to the ER and nurses loaded me up with drugs and an IV to hydrate me. The drugs caused me to hallucinate but the IV was so good. After the first round, I was still very dehydrated. So they gave me another IV to hydrate me some more.

I passed out for awhile, and finally woke up with an angel in front of me. She sat there holding my hand hand with sparkling blue eyes and a big smile. It was my Mother. And my Father was next to her. I felt like a little boy. I was feeble and weak and couldn’t even move.

I’m now back in Nashville, taking it easy at home. I haven’t been able to eat anything since Saturday, which is really starting to suck. I’ve learned to accept the crazy hallucinations and weird dreams. I’m not going to work today, because I’m not supposed to “drive or operate heavy machinery” while taking this medicine. Besides, I doubt anyone wants to catch my germs.

Thanks for all the nice Christmas wishes. I’ve been trying to catch up on your blogs, but I’m going to have to finish later. I hope you all had a good holiday and I will talk to you later.

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Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 8:44 am | Filed in Life | Permalink 16 Comments

    Honey! I hope you’re feeling better. It sounds like your holiday sucked, but thankfully you’re on the mends. Missed you, and a belated Mary Christmas.

    Posted by Dan on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 9:38 am

      Feel better. Fluids, chicken soup and rest.

      My partner is down with some cold/flu/bug too and he’s someone who never gets sick.

      They say Christmas is the time of sharing, but I don’t want to catch it. Too much is happening in the days and weeks ahead.

      Take care.

      Posted by Dartanyon on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 9:47 am

        that sounds terrible nathan. I’m sorry it ruined your christmas but glad to know it wasn’t anything too serious and that you are on the mend. Feel better soon!

        Posted by jjd on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 10:16 am

          GET WELL SISSIE! I’m thinking of you.

          Posted by T. Johnston on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 10:32 am

            OMG…that sound horrible. Glad you are OK and hope you get back up to par soon hon. Thoughts are with you!

            Posted by Scotty on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 11:14 am

              Fell better, drink fluids, rest, sleep and get better!

              Posted by Spider on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 12:15 pm

                Holy Shit, Nathan! When I read the first sentence of this post, I was all like… could it really have been *that* bad? Oh, hell yeah! Sorry to hear about the sucky Christmas, and I’m glad to hear you’re on the mend. Fell better soon!

                Posted by Steve on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 12:48 pm

                  You poor thang! Sorry to hear your Christmas was ruined. Get better soon!

                  Posted by Donnie on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 2:06 pm

                    Blame it on the women at work. At least 2 of them were sick last week with the same thing.

                    Posted by Larry on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 2:46 pm

                      Mate sorry you didnt have a nice Xmas especially when you were looking forward to it so much.

                      Im sure youll be better in no time and then it will all be made up to you.

                      Cheers and a big Hug from Oz!

                      Posted by Phoenixboi on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 5:15 pm

                        :(

                        Me too!!!! *cough cough*

                        I know how it feels like… *sobs*

                        Take care!!!

                        Posted by Kinkygirl on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 7:10 pm

                          Oh my gosh I hope you’re feeling better! You must have really caught someting nasty if you were losing that much fluid! Get well soon!

                          Posted by adam on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 9:02 pm

                            That seriously sucks man. I hope you feel better soon.

                            I imagine you are drinking Gatorade whie at home. Here is a tip, Citrus Cooler gatorade with a butterfinger. Fucking awesome!

                            Get well!

                            Posted by Jackson on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 @ 9:27 pm

                              Oh no! Poor thing. I don’t know what to say … you were so looking forward to Christmas as well :( Mustn’t be nice being in a hospital at Christmas. I do hope you’re feeling better now, Nathan.

                              Posted by Sunshine on Wed, Dec 28, 2005 @ 6:55 am

                                Nathan darling,

                                I hope you are resting up and feeling better. If I could send some Chicken soup through the mail I would have Berna whip up a batch.

                                Please take care of yourself and please drink some “Apricot brandy” on the rocks before you go to bed, you will sleep like a baby…

                                Kisses,

                                MargOH!

                                Posted by MargOH! Channing on Wed, Dec 28, 2005 @ 11:16 am

                                  Hope you are getting better!

                                  Posted by ca va pas la tete on Wed, Dec 28, 2005 @ 8:58 pm

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