I know I’m probably the only one who thinks this is funny, but once again someone has found my blog by searching for “juicy smegma”.
I am now the #1 search result on MSN for these keywords. Take that, Fleshbot! And the more I talk about it, the more it will be indexed, therefore creating this cycle of dirty search results.
Aside from that, I also get a lot of click-throughs for “smegma” in general. So I guess I’m building an audience of kinky mofo’s. When I get back from California, I’m going to create a whole entry about smegma.
Hey, don’t blame me, I’m just giving the people what they want