Nathan Exposed: the naked truth about my gay life

Every night, I take Petey on a walk up and down the sidewalk of our neighborhood. Everyone in the neighborhood is very good about cleaning up after their dog, and I am the same way. I always clean up Petey’s poop so that nobody steps in it.

Little Petey seems to have an obsession with pooping on people’s steps. I don’t know why. Most of the time he is fine to go in the grass, but every couple of days, he just has to poop on steps.

We are in the process of training him, so anytime he poops outside, I am so happy and I don’t want to stop him. So I just let him finish up, then I quickly scoop it up and put it in the bag. It never fails that the owner opens their door or looks out the window while he’s mid-poop.

Oh well, I think it’s a little funny.

Tonight he went into this large patch of grass and pooped. It was dark and I couldn’t see where he did it, so I left it. I know…I’m evil. I hope nobody steps in it.

Also, there is this one house that Petey stops in front of and gets a little scared. I can’t figure out why. There is nothing unusual about it at all….except that the owners have Bush bumper stickers. Does Petey know?

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Tue, Oct 18, 2005 @ 10:07 pm | Filed in Humor, Family | Permalink 5 Comments

    A political dog … hmm … interesting. :)

    Posted by Sunshine on Tue, Oct 18, 2005 @ 10:16 pm

      I think you should teach him to shit on the hood of their car, minivan, or bush loving SUV. I said it!

      Posted by T. Johnston on Tue, Oct 18, 2005 @ 10:40 pm

        If he does know what he’s doing… awesome. ;)

        Posted by Kory on Wed, Oct 19, 2005 @ 10:54 am

          Oh Nathan. I trained my dogs to poop on Cranky Bitche’s lawn. “Ok girls, you know what to do…go pinch off a nice steamy one right there. Good girls.”

          Posted by purpletwinkie on Wed, Oct 19, 2005 @ 4:30 pm

            Wow, Petey is a real crowd pleaser! I’m going to have to take him to some political rally and let him shit all over the place :)

            That was so funny Scott! Good girls.

            Posted by Nathan on Wed, Oct 19, 2005 @ 9:06 pm

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