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C’mon, smell me

Nearly a month ago, my friend Sunshine wrote a post about how disgusting he thinks straight guys are. One of the things he mentioned was hygiene.

This really got me thinking. I have actually known a lot of stinky straight guys. If there a shortage on anti-perspirants? Do they know how to wash clothes? I don’t know.

But I mentioned it to my friend Cory and he knew he had to prove me wrong. I was sitting at my desk and he walked right over to me and said “Smell me”. He pulled his shirt out and said “Come on, smell me”. Most things don’t embarrass me, but Cory has a knack for it. I was embarrassed and he wasn’t going away.

I should note that Cory is well over 6 feet tall. When I am sitting and he is standing, you can guess where my face aligns with him.

I finally had to stand up so because this was just too weird. I couldn’t bring myself to sniff him, he went back to his desk.

Then, the next day, we were in his car going to lunch. He asked me how he smelled. I thought about it, but decided I still didn’t want to.

So this morning, I grabbed Cory by the wrist and gave him a smell. He smelled pretty good, like soap actually. Then he told me to smell his shirt. It smelled like a clean shirt. (But what else did he expect from the shirt?)

So now I can say there is at least one straight guy that I know smells good.

This one is for you, Sunshine

Thu, Oct 20, 2005 @ 11:55 am | Filed in Humor | Permalink

5 Comments

Take that, evildoers!

Posted by Cory on Thu, Oct 20, 2005 @ 12:06 pm

Smell him in the afteroon - bet it’d be a different story

Posted by Sunshine on Thu, Oct 20, 2005 @ 5:36 pm

I’ll take that bet.

Posted by Cory on Thu, Oct 20, 2005 @ 9:04 pm

How much, Cory???

Posted by Sunshine on Thu, Oct 20, 2005 @ 10:27 pm

I’ve never has a straight guy ask me to smell him, BUT, I’ve had several straight guys try to get into my pants, knowing full well what they would find.

Posted by Brian on Fri, Oct 21, 2005 @ 2:02 pm