Vince has 5 questions for me. These were some juicy ones, and they were very thought provoking. They are answered below.

Q: You once said on here that you are hoping to start a family with Rodney. Any names picked out? Would you consider Vince?

A: We haven’t really picked out any names, so sure, I would consider it.

Q: You claim to be a Madonna fan. So let’s have it – what’s your favorite Madonna song?

A: Erotica WO 12″ Mix (track 3 on the “Erotica” CD Maxi-Single, circa October 1992).

Q: When was your absolute best birthday?

A: My 21st birthday, 2002. Rodney and my Mom plotted, and Mom flew down to North Carolina (from Illinois) to surprise me. I didn’t know she was coming until 30 mins before the plane landed. I was so shocked and so happy because I really missed my family when we moved to North Carolina that year. It was the sweetest thing ever done for me.

Q: Ever eaten a pig’s testicle? I have.

A: Yes, but I didn’t know he was a pig at the time.

Q: When will you really expose yourself? We all want to see that picture on your header be expanded to the north, if you know what I mean.

A: I never knew there was a demand for that. You’re the first person to say anything. Well, there actually is no dirty version of that photo. I was not naked in it (a secret exposed). There will never be any photos like that online of me. Besides, isn’t it more fun to just imagine what I look like?

“Yes, but I didn’t know he was a pig at the time.”

Classic.

Thanks for joining me behind the green curtain. Come again soon and often.

No, it is completely not interesting to imagine you naked. Stop fucking talking about it.