Picture it. Sunday night. Daniel and I are enjoying our end-of-weekend ritual of watching The Amazing Race while eating dinner. A commercial comes on for Kohler.
There’s a mother in the tub. She’s probably masturbating. I think all women pet their kitty in the tub.
Two little boys run in and starting taking a piss in the toilet. As I look down at my yellow macaroni and cheese, I can’t believe we’re watching two little boys take a piss in a commercial. I do not want to see this.
Nobody wants to watch little boys pee. Nobody.
Well this guy probably does. But no one else.
And then they both go wash their hands. Ha! Like that happens. Daniel and I have three nephews and can honestly say little boys never wash their hands.
Meanwhile the mother just smiles. She’s secretly seething inside because her little boys interrupted her cherry flicking session. Should have locked the door, bitch.
Then her husband peeks his head in the door. He smiles at her and she smiles back.
She’s probably thinking about what a disappointment he is in bed and how he never bothers to get her off. Maybe if he spent a little time downtown she wouldn’t have to be pleasuring herself in the tub alone.
The Bold Look of Kohler. Fade to black.
I think Kohler knows this is a weird commercial because they turned off comments.
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