FarmCrack

Aug 25, 2010 | Filed in Humor | 6 Comments

Okay, goddamnit, I admit it! I love you, FarmVille!

Imagine starting the day wondering how many shovels your neighbors have sent you, how many coins and XP you’re going to gain, and worrying about getting to your crops to harvest them. It’s madness, I tell you! Like little Chinese girls pulling out their hair for Pokemon trading cards.

And I can’t keep up. My partner’s 8-year-old nephew is levels ahead of me, and no matter how much time I invest, I’m still behind.

I made fun of people for playing FarmVille, and now I’m all strung out on it. Crackheads.

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