The Vagina Strikes Again!
There is so much fun to be had when you’re people watching.
Daniel and I were sitting outside a restaurant, eating sandwiches, when I noticed this woman walking up who had on a one piece dress. What’s the name? They look like nightgowns. Anyway, a strong breeze came along and pressed that dress right up against her. I could see every detail of her vagina, right down to the pubic hair, and I pointed it out to Daniel.
“Hey, look who’s rockin’ out the camel toe today!” I said to him. Then he looked over and we both had a giggle like school boys.
Just then, I looked over and saw this straight couple coming out of the restaurant. The man held the door open because he saw the woman in the “nightgown” strutting up the sidewalk. I turned to Daniel and said, “You know he’s going to check her out in front of his girlfriend, right?”
Sure enough, he did. His eyes went right for her ass and his girlfriend saw the whole thing. So then the girlfriend smacked him on the back of the head and we just burst out laughing. Daniel looked at the girlfriend and gave her the thumbs up as the boyfriend walked forward in shame.
Busted! I love watching human nature play out.
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