Questions About Anal Douche
Let’s talk about cleaning your pooper shooter.
There is this anal douche with a glow-in-the-dark tip. That sounds kind of fun and cool at first. Oh, wee! It’s glows! But then if you stop and think about it… Well, it’s kind of confusing.
I’m assuming you douche in the bathroom, preferably while sitting on the toilet. Would anyone out there care to confirm or deny this?
Okay, so if you’re dealing with that level of messiness, I’m assuming you’d want as much lighting as possible to make sure there is no splashage. Am I wrong?
Sooo… In what situation would you be relying on the subtle green light of a douche tip to guide the way to your chocolate starfish? It sounds scary and messy, and sends a germophobe like me into seizures.
I’ve been polling friends and having intellectual brainstorming sessions in hopes of discovering a scientific (or even theoretic) reason for such a feature. Nobody has the answer.
Perhaps I should contact the manufacturer directly and schedule an in-depth phone interview to find out exactly why the tip glows. Don’t even think about stealing my idea. It will be a Nathan Exposed Exclusive. It’s already copyrighted. Boo-yah!
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We broke down and bought the one for the shower… Dymo Douche… I use it almost daily just to clean out the system…
A high fiber diet makes anal douches unnecessary – in my bottoming experience anyway.
Kelly – I love how you said you guys “broke down” to buy it. Tee hee. Was it a topic of ongoing discussion?
Marvin – The tops of the world thank you.
Maybe it glows so you can find it in the closet or under the sink reminding you that you need to reorganize….but not now dammit. Where’s that effing douche?! That #10 is on his way right now!