Because You Were Dying To Know…
I used to write about random, stupid crap on my blog, and apparently people liked it. So here goes…
- One of the pipes that goes to my washing machine froze up, resulting in a flood. A cold, icy flood when I was barefoot. Love it.
- I wore a balloon hat on New Year’s Eve. Photographic evidence attached.
- My first attempt at baking a cake from scratch imploded, caught on fire, then crumbled. But it tastes damn delicious.
- I sleep more and try to do less. Energy is totally overrated.
- For 2010, I made a resolution to eat all the bad food I wanted and gain a bunch of weight. My mission so far has been successful.
- My BFF reminded me that I haven’t written about the progress with my foreskin restoration in awhile. I got lazy and haven’t worked on it lately, so I don’t have any new skin growth. But what I do have is awesome and so much fun to play with. Just sayin’.
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I’m not so sure about “dying” to know, but definitely, highly, interested.
Since I had the privilage of being on the phone with you during both the washing machine flood and the cake implosion/fire, I feel obligated to add that they were both hilarious. At least on my end.
And you forgot to mention the missing purple-striped underwear. Just sayin’.
Far too boring!
haha. these are great. love how you just live life and take the time to share it with us.
“Energy is totally overrated” – I LOVE IT!!
Retrace every step of the cake episode, trademark it, then sell it and/or make a video of it.