Snot Makes Me Feel Gorgeous, Dahling
Every year, I preach it. Zinc tablets and echinacea will keep you from getting a cold.
The problem is… well… you have to actually take them! I seem to have gotten too cocky about my good health and neglected to take them myself. As a result, I have a fierce cold! Oh, and nobody wants to come and take care of me. They don’t want to get sick. I swear, the nerve of people. 
Tonight is the end of this cold. I’ve been quarantined in my house all week. I expect a 100% recovery on Friday so that I can have a wild and wonderful weekend. That’s just all there is to it.
In other news, I’ve signed up to do the Nashville AIDS Walk on Saturday. It’s something I intend to do every year, but I always end up being lazy and not going. Lame, I know. There’s just no excuse for it.
So I’ve started a donations page, and people have already contributed money, so now I have to go! I can’t let people down after they’ve spent their cash on me, right?
If you’d like to contribute, please click here to make a secure online donation. I’ll take anything, even a dollar.
To show my gratitude, I’m offering a free handjob to anyone who donates. Yep, you read that correctly! Make a donation to the AIDS Walk for me and you’ll get a handjob.*
(*Some restrictions may apply. See in store rules for full details. Void where prohibited.)
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That picture is totally me right now.
*cough, cough, sniffle, whimper*
I was wondering when you were going to post one of your baby pictures!
Awww… you know I’d deliver chicken soup if I were closer.
As for your offer with the donations, I don’t pay for it anymore,
I hope you recovered in time for your wild weekend as you planned.
Thanks all! I am fully recovered and had a great time at the AIDS walk. I was glad people still turned out, despite all the rain and mud. I met some wonderful people.