Still Here, Still Fabulous
To my minions of adoring fans, I’m still here. I apologize for my absence. I say this with great modesty and humility, of course. 
Let me throw a topic out there, which I will elaborate on later.
In my own warped mind, I’ve convinced myself that vaginas talk and have their own inner dialogue, moods, and expressions. I really don’t know much about vaginas, other than they scare me and I try to avoid them at all costs. I’m afraid I’ll somehow trip and fall into one.
So there’s my thought of the day. I would like to explore this in more detail later. And this is not a new thing, by the way. I’ve thought about it for years and just never told anyone.
My apologies in advance to any vaginas (and their owners) that I may have offended. It’s not you, it’s me. Wait, actually… well it is you. But more specifically your vagina, which scares me.
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Tip of the day: never post a blog entry when you are blind drunk.
My vagina is a wonderful place–she’s warm and wet and embracing, with soft, smooth, sensuous lips that will grow fuller and more inviting….. and a magical little button hidden away, ready to emerge, and quake, at the flick of a tongue……….she’s telling me that she’s lonely for some male company right now…..RIGHT NOW!!
Nathan – are you serious ? Vagina’s really scare you ?
We’ve got no way of ever defeating homophobia while you’ve got gay men going round doing the whole ‘eww vagina’ thing.
Equally the lesbians who go around criticising the penis are equally to blame, but it does seem much more common in gay men.
He he, talking vaginas? Reminds me of the Vagina Monologues!
Every time that I am faced with something that I am afraid of, it usually means that I don’t understand, or do not know enough about.
As a child I was afraid of the dark because I could not “see” when I was enveloped by it.
As I grew older, I over came my fear of the ocean, by learning about underwater life and sea creatures.
I am not saying that you should get to know a vagina in the biblical sense, but find every oppurtunity you can to find out more about them (or maybe you should start with thier owners first…lol)
I don’t get drunk.
And you can all have your vaginas if you love them so much. I stand by my words.
I once fell into a vagina and actually found it quite nice! But…I didn’t quite enjoy it as much as I enjoyed…other things.
Can’t wait to hear more about why this was on your mind!
What’s a vagina ?!
Ummm.. I too and scared of them, and now that you think they can talk, I may have nightmares tonight…
I like mine, most of the time anyway.
It’s not scary, and it can’t hurt others like a penis can.
I’ve always liked anatomy, and think the body is a truly fascinating thing. Both male and female, although I’ve only explored my own body when it comes to females.
But mine doesn’t talk. Not to me or to any other vaginas. At least not so that I can hear it.
Of course I’m affected by hormones, but I don’t think of my vagina as a separate part of me with own thoughts and feelings.
Does your penis talk to you and other penises?
My penis is very talkative indeed!
haha
Vagina Dentata.’Nuff said. http://www.healthcentral.com/drdean/408/13198.html
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